Lord Hazy

Lord Hazy (Alexander Neal Cerda) is an actor, literary critic, and Super Smash Bros Melee virtuoso who attended the now-legendary Norman High School of Norman, OK until He ascended to Heaven in 2007. Upon deciding that that shit was for the birds, He had one last lunch with Soren Kierkegaard before descending back down to the realm of humyns, landing in Middletown, CT. There appeared to be a liberal arts college called Wesleyan University, so our hero, left with little else to do, assuaged the tedium of humyn existence by enrolling.