The Fundamentals

The tale of the fundaMentals, or The 'Mentals to be brief Began in mythic legend and will end to much relief Danger Dan and Billy!!! met in a graveyard late at night And they knew when they first spoke that neither was quite right Billy!!! was a drummer, and Dan played lead guitar And both believed that rock and roll was needing C.P.R. "We need to start a garage band!" Danger Dan exclaimed Billy!!! agreed completely, which just proved that he's insane