LIL IAN

Lil Ian (born 10th June 1930) is an avant-garde gangster rapper hailing from East Greenhorne. A multi-faceted individual, Ian speaks five and a half languages, and is a pioneer in the field of avant-garde architecture. Standing at 5’9 he is obese. His vision is -20/20 making him illegally blind, though he wears contact lenses most of the time. He has a 2 year old political extremist daughter named ianette who recently disappeared under mysterious circumstances.