Up on Santa's Lap

[00:15.47] What do you say kid
[00:17.27] Don't got all day kid
[00:19.94] Ending my shift
[00:21.77] Just tell me the gift that you really want this year
[00:25.37] Whisper it in my ear
[00:27.18] All kinds of toys kid
[00:28.93] I want a Shirly Temply Doll
[00:29.83] That's not for boys kids
[00:31.68] Please Santa
[00:33.47] Oh. Live and and live
[00:34.32] Since when do I give a crap?
[00:37.07] Down you go.
[00:38.92] Up on Santa's lap
[00:40.76] Little Nancy wants a new toy train
[00:43.40] Little Nancy's drivin' me insane
[00:46.17] Ain't that a lovely Christmas mob
[00:48.83] I hate my job
[00:50.66] Hey!
[00:51.56] Up on Santa's lap
[00:53.31] Higbee's gotta pay me overtime
[00:56.09] For the little freaks who come to climb
[00:58.73] On Santa's lap
[01:00.52] I like Santa
[01:04.27] Ew. He's a wet one. Just get him off of me and get me a towel!
[01:10.52] What'll I tell him
[01:15.93] Can't wait to smell him
[01:19.54] What is he like
[01:20.43] I want a new bike
[01:22.29] But, how should I ask for it
[01:24.09] Could you move up a bit
[01:24.99] What is he thinking?
[01:27.66] What is he drinking?
[01:29.56] (Merry Christmas)
[01:30.33] Who knows what he might
[01:32.24] Pull out of that bright
[01:34.04] Red cap
[01:37.62] Up on Santa's lap
[01:39.47] He can make your Christmas dreams come true
[01:42.18] (Which is something that I rarely do
[01:43.90] Ho ho)
[01:44.84] On Santa's lap
[01:46.60] (Next!)
[01:48.47] See the measly brats before us
[01:52.06] Stretching miles through the ailes of the store
[01:54.77] Please, Santa, don't ignore us now
[02:01.17] Who cares if
[02:02.03] They're stuck in line
[02:03.80] There's no way
[02:05.63] I'll stay past nine
[02:06.50] Ha ha ha ha
[02:08.32] Ho ho ho ho
[02:10.13] Finally, after two eons and fifty-nine minutes,
[02:13.74] the Parker boys were next in line to climb Mount Olympus.
[02:19.15] Up on Santa's lap
[02:20.91] Aaaah!
[02:23.66] Listen, Santa's got a lot to do
[02:27.28] Santa's not about to wait for you
[02:30.06] Up on Santa\'s lap
[02:35.50] What's your name, little boy?
[02:40.87] Hurry up, kid.
[02:45.35] It's nearly nine, the store's closing.
[02:51.68] What do you want for Christmas?
[02:58.04] Come on, kid.
[02:58.92] Come on, kid.
[02:59.82] My mind had gone blank. I was blowing it.
[03:03.48] How about a nice new toy?
[03:07.97] No! No! I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot model air rifle!
[03:16.94] You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
[03:19.66] Aaah!
[03:21.55] Up on Santa's lap
[03:23.34] Sorry kids, that's all the time we've got
[03:25.10] 'Cause you only ever get one shot
[03:27.86] On Santas's lap
[03:29.61] On Santa's lap
[03:31.47] Ho ho ho ho
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