The Dumbest Song On Rock Band

[00:22.62] I think I'm gonna regret downloadin' this track
[00:24.43] There's 99 cents that I won't ever get back
[00:28.08] But I paid for it anyway, now people give me room
[00:30.77] Cause I'm dancin' like a pansy in my fancy living room
[00:33.45] I went ahead and did it so at this point I'm commited
[00:36.29] I don't get it, I could quit it
[00:38.03] Here's a sweater that I knitted
[00:38.97] Didn't really just throw in any rhyme if it could fit it
[00:41.66] I wonder if there's any that this idiot omitted
[00:45.25] I quit it, skid it yeah
[00:46.13] I guess that there are a few
[00:47.95] And here's a beatbox solo
[00:48.84] What am I supposed to do?
[00:50.60] ...
[00:54.26] Great, now I got spit all over the place!
[00:56.07] I'm glad that it's a rap song cause I can't sing
[00:58.71] I could burp or go Blah or really anything
[01:01.48] And it'll work as prance like a jerk and look dumb
[01:05.06] And here comes the Cookie Monster going Om Nom Nom
[01:07.82] I can't believe I paid for this
[01:11.43] Songs this dumb shouldn't exist
[01:14.11] It hurts my brain, do you understand
[01:16.88] This is the dumbest song on Rock Band
[01:19.59] ...
[01:31.29] Tweedle deedle diddle doodle feeble battle poodle
[01:34.09] Noodle fiddle in the middle of a hot toaster strudel
[01:35.82] Pop Rocks and Alka Seltzer fill me full of joy
[01:39.43] Ziggy socky ziggy socky, oy, oy, oy!
[01:42.18] Now this is just getting bizarre
[01:44.85] I think the next time I play this song I'm using the guitar
[01:47.54] Then again the guitar doesn't have it any better
[01:51.10] But at least the group is all in this together
[01:52.99] Now all the music cut out and I'm standing by myself
[01:56.52] Lookin' like an idiot in front of everybody else
[01:59.38] They're just twiddling their thumbs 'cause they got nothing else to do
[02:02.45] A dum, deedle dee, dum dee dum, doo dee doo dee doo
[02:05.12] I'll keep going 'cause it beats playing darts
[02:07.81] But how are we supposed to play harmonica parts?
[02:10.52] I guess I'll just do the best I can and move on
[02:13.29] And by the way, guy on bass, I ponied your mom
[02:16.97] I can't believe I paid for this
[02:20.55] Songs this dumb shouldn't exist
[02:23.25] It hurts my brain, do you understand
[02:25.01] This is the dumbest song on Rock Band
[02:28.66] The dumbest song, dumbest song
[02:31.30] And it's goin' on way too long
[02:34.08] I can tell you this first hand
[02:36.76] This is the dumbest song on Rock Band
[02:42.18] ...
[02:51.24] I like to put on dresses and pretend my name is Trina
[02:53.08] Everyone! Look at me! I'm a pretty ballerina!
[02:56.62] When in bed I do a war cry like an Indian Chief:
[02:59.35] Mussaw me ah erf ska pea lame ahm a leef
[03:02.06] I didn't think this song could possibly get any dumber
[03:04.71] But I didn't think my brain could possibly get any number
[03:07.45] Oh shoot, I said number, as I stumble through my play
[03:11.05] Now here's a bunch of words in Klingon that I have to try to say
[03:13.83] nuch na' jIH bej; verengan vIrur
[03:17.48] Hab qu' vavwI' Quch; toQ DujwIj vID'Ir rur
[03:19.24] This song is without honor, I don't wanna have to try
[03:21.99] Maybe today is a good day to die
[03:25.52] I don't know any way that this could get any worse
[03:27.34] I take that back, please don't let there be another verse
[03:30.98] I don't think I could take it, no this really isn't funny
[03:33.65] Ha! Ha! The joke's on you! I got your money!
[03:36.33] I can't believe I paid for this
[03:40.03] Songs this dumb shouldn't exist
[03:42.78] It hurts my brain, do you understand
[03:45.45] This is the dumbest song on Rock Band
[03:48.15] Dumbest song, dumbest song
[04:00.97] Hern dee durr, hurp dee durp
[04:06.32] Hurn dee durr, de durr Swedish Chef
[04:08.71] BORK BORK BORK
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