Sing!

[00:00.47] See I really couldn't sing
[00:01.46] I could never really sing
[00:02.47] What I couldn't do was sing
[00:04.26] I have trouble with my note
[00:05.42] It goes all around my throat
[00:06.51] It's a terrifying thing
[00:08.55] See I really couldn't hear which note lower or was higher
[00:12.74] Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a choir
[00:16.58] Hey when I begin to squeak
[00:18.05] It's a cross between a shriek and a quiver or a moan
[00:20.89] It's a little like a croak
[00:22.02] or the record player broke
[00:23.28] What it doesn't have is tone
[00:25.53] oh I know you're thinking what a crazy ding-a-ling
[00:32.38] but I really couldn't sing
[00:33.86] I could never really sing
[00:34.93] What I couldn't do is sing
[00:37.17] Three blind mice
[00:39.68] Three blind mice
[00:41.65] It isn't intentional
[00:43.66] She's doing her best
[00:45.46] Jingle bells Jingle Bells
[00:47.75] Jingle bells Jingle Bells
[00:49.76] It really blows my mind
[00:51.12] She gets depressed
[00:53.29] But what I lack in pitch or sure make up for in power
[00:58.73] and all my friends say I'm perfect for the shower
[01:03.25] Still I'm terrific at the dance
[01:06.04] guys are cumming in pants
[01:07.09] I'm a birdie on the wing
[01:08.74] But if I begin to chirp
[01:10.02] They say there's a little twerp going pong instead on ping
[01:13.35] And when Christmas comes and all my friends go caroling
[01:21.01] It is so dishearting
[01:22.58] It is so disquieting
[01:23.87] It is so discouraging
[01:25.02] Darling please stop ans-wering
[01:28.33] See I really couldn't sing
[01:29.62] I could never really sing
[01:30.91] What I couldn't do was...
[01:32.09] Do- Re-Mi- Fa-So- La- Ti -Do
[01:35.51] La
[01:36.33] La
[01:37.17] La
[01:37.85] La
[01:38.72] Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing
[01:43.22] SING!
[01:44.08] Siiiiiiiiiiing!
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