Check-Out Time Is 11 A.M

How did you enjoy your stay?
We are ready to leave
How did you like our food?
If we think about it we'll heave
Why did you choose this hotel?
Thought we could trust the brand
Did you use our vending machine?
That didn't go as planned

They never give credit where credit's due
Our business center, always open for you
One hair in the bathtub, so angry they get
As they enter our room
With their old shedding pet
If you check out late, it's a ten-dollar fee
We are ready to leave

What did you enjoy the least?
The carpet's faint odor of yeast
How could we improve?
That carpet should be removed

There's a smudge upon the mirror!
Look inside and conquer that fear
I see dusty window sills!
I see a man who needs more pills
So you found a wrapped lozenge
Under the bed
Why should this fill you with existential dread?
Our bathrooms are clean-
But you know what they're for
Use them and step out
Nothing less, nothing more!

Check-out time is 11 a.m

Parking charge, twelve dollars a day
My car was stolen; I will not pay!
What's the discount for construction noise?
We just want you to leave
We just want you to leave
We just want you to leave
We just want you to leave
Leave!