Pain In Da Ass Stewardess

[00:03.63] Ladies and gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes
[00:05.48] Descending into Kennedy Airport
[00:07.36] The time is 5: 20 am and were a little bit early this evening
[00:10.92] The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling
[00:13.67] Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones
[00:19.92] So please fasten your seat belts
[00:20.86] And store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your ass
[00:25.30] Sir, can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing?
[00:28.07] Aight, I'm a do it right now I just gotta get something out this bag
[00:32.63] Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position
[00:35.36] And store your tray table away?
[00:36.26] Alright, hold on I told you I'm a do it right in one minute
[00:38.01] I just got to get something out this bag
[00:41.69] Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman
[00:43.43] I've been telling you this entire flight
[00:44.32] It's against federal regulations to use a walk
[00:46.17] Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that
[00:47.92] Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute
[00:49.73] Your starting to get on my fucking nerves
[00:51.54] Get the fuck outta here, aight
[00:52.43] Sir is there a problem? Yeah there's a problem
[00:55.29] Do I have to alert the captain?
[00:57.09] Yeah, alert your captain this, get the fuck over here
[01:02.49] Come here take me to the fucking captain
[01:06.96] Who's in charge here?
[01:07.87] I am, I said who's in charge here?
[01:11.43] Uh, you are
[01:12.34] Alright then, now turn this motherfucker around
[01:17.74] Is this shit on? Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking
[01:23.22] This is a mother-fucking stickup
[01:25.97] We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30, 000 feet
[01:29.58] I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings
[01:34.00] Motherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks
[01:36.74] I want the credit cards, the welfare cards
[01:39.40] I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse
[01:42.17] I'm telling you the first motherfucker to move
[01:45.86] Is gonna catch this motherfucker
[01:48.57] Now send the bag around, thank you
[01:53.97] Motherfucker didn't I say don't move
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