Wedding Day in Funeralville

[00:00.94] It's Wedding Day in Funeralville
[00:02.70] Your soup spoon's on your right
[00:04.57] The King and Queen will alternate
[00:07.27] With the refrigerator light
[00:09.02] They'll be boxing on the T.V. show
[00:11.78] The colored kids will sing
[00:14.45] Hooray for you, the midnight's oil
[00:16.21] Lets burn the whole damn thing
[00:21.63] Felicia is my dark horse girl
[00:23.41] I'll take her if it rains
[00:26.17] She throws a punch upon the host
[00:28.89] And says many stupid things
[00:30.69] But she ain't so bad when we're all alone
[00:33.49] She's as different as can be
[00:36.12] She's a part of my heart
[00:37.03] Don'tcha pull us apart
[00:37.98] She's like one of the family
[00:41.55] Oh, no, trouble in the attic
[00:43.34] Won't somebody turn on a light?
[00:45.10] Got so, so many troubles
[00:47.89] Can't even tell wrong from right
[00:50.52] I'm gonna comb my hair
[00:51.48] Darn my socks, tip my hat
[00:53.35] And say goodnight
[00:56.92] It's a wedding day in Funeralville
[00:58.71] What shall I wear tonight?
[01:21.22] My car is stuck in Washington
[01:23.09] And I cannot find out why
[01:25.77] Come sit beside me on the swing
[01:27.55] And watch the angels cry
[01:30.34] It's anybody's ball game
[01:32.11] It's everybody's fight
[01:34.85] And the street lamp said
[01:36.60] As he nodded his head
[01:37.58] It's lonesome out tonight
[01:41.16] Oh, no, trouble in the attic
[01:42.98] Won't somebody turn on a light?
[01:44.74] Got so, so many troubles
[01:47.48] Can't even tell wrong from right
[01:50.12] I'm gonna comb my hair
[01:51.05] Darn my socks, tip my hat
[01:52.86] And say goodnight
[01:56.41] It's a wedding day in Funeralville
[01:58.25] What shall I wear tonight?
[02:00.95] It's a wedding day in Funeralville
[02:02.73] What shall I wear tonight?
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