Keep the Grubs Out

I'm the head of security at this establishment sir
And what I say goes
And I'll have you know mate
That people with your disgusting haircut
Are not welcome on these premises
We have a responsibility here for our patrons
And we cannot risk our safety around
Vermin
Like
You
(Keep the grubs out!)
(Keep the grubs out!)
(Keep the grubs out!)
(Keep the grubs out!)
I'm the manager at this venue sir
M A N A G E R
I've worked my ass off to ensure that my
Venue is the best venue in this small pathetic town
And I certainly do not need scum like you ruintging that for me
We recently changed our house policy mate
It now states anyone with a mullet is a
Thieving
Violent
Volatile
Thug
We have a responsibility for our patrons here
We don't want anyone to get hurt
(Keep the grubs out!)
(Keep the grubs out!)
(Keep the grubs out!)
(Keep the grubs out!)
We appreciate your understanding sir
Feel free to come back when you get a haircut