Buttmachine

[00:09.33] Just 'cause it's cracked
[00:10.65] Doesn't mean that it's broke
[00:13.48] Just 'cause it's a butt
[00:14.94] Doesn't mean it's a joke
[00:17.36]
[00:17.63] With a heart like an apple
[00:19.75] But hard like a stone
[00:22.11] Stuck in the mud
[00:23.36] 'cause it stuck to the bone
[00:26.01]
[00:26.27] ...and this is how it starts
[00:28.19] And this is what it seems
[00:30.32] And this is who we are
[00:32.41] And this is what will be
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[00:34.52] The future is all planned
[00:36.57] And now comes to pass
[00:38.96] Artificial man
[00:40.91] Artificial...
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[00:42.29] End of the line, look at the time, time ticking
[00:44.17] And tell me that you think it's clean
[00:46.34] Where there's a way, there is a lie
[00:47.85] Everybody we trusted not to be so mean
[00:50.23]
[00:50.59] What we discussed was so disgusting
[00:52.19] Filling it up and busting at the seams
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[00:54.78] Putting the peas out with the pies
[00:56.33] Everybody combusting but the buttmachine
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[00:59.97] Cracked like a bell
[01:01.27] But don't mean that it rings
[01:04.16] And just 'cause it's shiny
[01:05.99] Don't mean that it's clean
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[01:08.34] The movement is over
[01:10.36] The flush has begun
[01:12.48] And just 'cause it's ugly
[01:14.60] Don't mean it's no fun
[01:16.72] ...and just because we can
[01:18.77] It don't mean that we should
[01:21.12] And just 'cause it's modern
[01:22.99] Don't mean it smells good
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[01:25.52] Function over form
[01:27.52] Fiction over pain
[01:29.48] And just because it's chrome
[01:31.57] Don't mean it won't stain
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[01:32.88] Single the word double the talk talk
[01:34.61] Triple the babble to tell me what they say
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[01:37.08] Jingle the bell end up in heck well
[01:38.46] Only the funny one kinda knows the way
[01:41.16] Putting the peas out with the pies
[01:42.70] Everybody combusting but the butt, it seems
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[01:45.53] End of the days, end so abrupt
[01:46.96] Everybody corrupted but the buttmachine
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[01:49.79] Buttmachine...Buttmachine
[01:53.60] I said, Buttmachine...Buttmachine
[01:58.13] Buttmachine...Buttmachine
[02:01.98] B-B-B-B-Buttmachine...Buttmachine
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[02:06.73] Buttmachine
[02:08.97] ...just like I told ya
[02:10.89] Sold your soul
[02:13.15] ...they sold it for ya
[02:15.09] Hold your own
[02:17.34] ...don't let them scold ya
[02:19.26] Hold your nose
[02:21.60] ...they'll blow it for ya
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[02:23.61] Half of the work, all of the class
[02:24.90] Can you show us the reason that it works this well
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[02:27.84] Give it a jerk, spilling the gas
[02:29.09] And I betcha it's silent, but it just might smell
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[02:31.92] Half of the will, some of the time
[02:33.31] All of the reasons we left it in the kitchen sink
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[02:36.19] Shining it up, another butt
[02:37.57] More than half of the battle
[02:38.62] Is that it just might stink
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[02:40.36] Quick and the fast gelatinous mass
[02:41.99] So soft was the goo and so we poked right through it
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[02:44.72] Tree in the woods, making a sound
[02:46.20] No one around and so we just say screw it
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[02:49.07] End of the line, look at the time
[02:50.29] Time ticking
[02:50.79] And tell me that you think it's clean
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[02:53.18] Follow your nose, and get the joke
[02:54.53] Know that nobody's laughing, but the buttmachine...
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