99 Problems

[00:00.09] If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:02.65] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:05.44] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.11] Foes that want to make sure my casket's closed
[00:10.73] Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:12.96] I'm from the hood, stupid what type of facts are those?
[00:15.75] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:18.06] You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
[00:20.80] I'm like "Fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:23.46] If you 'on't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward"
[00:25.90] Got beef with radio if I 'on't play they show
[00:28.59] They 'on't play my hits, well, I 'on't give a shit, so
[00:31.66] Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:33.68] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
[00:37.17] I 'on't know what you take me as
[00:38.82] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:41.32] I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumb
[00:43.87] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[00:49.46] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:51.74] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:54.06] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[00:57.01] Year's '94 and my trunk is raw
[00:59.56] In my rear view mirror is the motherfuckin' law
[01:01.98] I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm
[01:04.96] Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.25] Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
[01:09.73] Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
[01:12.35] So I, pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.70] I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
[01:17.38] "'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
[01:19.64] Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
[01:22.79] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?"
[01:24.83] "Well you was doin' 55 in the 54" "Uh huh"
[01:27.88] "License and registration and step out of the car
[01:30.11] Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
[01:32.76] "I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit"
[01:35.25] "Well do you mind if I look around the car a lil' bit?"
[01:37.96] "Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
[01:40.32] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that"
[01:43.35] "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
[01:46.63] Somebody important or something?"
[01:48.12] "Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a lil' bit
[01:50.94] Enough that you won't illegally search my shit"
[01:53.40] "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"
[01:55.80] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:01.51] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:03.72] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:06.23] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:11.69] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:13.98] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:16.37] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:19.05] Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.50] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:24.33] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy
[02:26.94] But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense try and push me
[02:29.86] I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
[02:32.00] Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:35.18] You know the type, loud as a motorbike
[02:37.20] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.89] The only thin' that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and
[02:42.66] He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the captain
[02:44.94] And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
[02:47.79] Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:50.29] Fiends on the floor scratchin' again
[02:52.53] Paparazzi's with they cameras, snappin' them
[02:55.40] D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again
[02:57.96] Half a mil' for bail cause I'm African
[03:00.59] All because this fool was harassin' 'em
[03:02.97] Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharine
[03:05.59] But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:07.74] I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:13.50] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:15.81] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:18.29] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me (gosh)
[03:23.91] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:26.12] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:28.70] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:32.23] Woo, woo, uh, uh
[03:36.55] Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:38.80] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
[03:42.82] You're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy
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