No Man's Land

[00:00.08] He lives on the east side now, she's on the west
[00:04.49] The Park is in-between them, I guess it's for the best
[00:08.56] They're in no man's land, I can get me a walk
[00:12.74] When they meet in the middle to hand me off
[00:17.83] I got a big bark but no much of a bite
[00:21.65] At the foot of her bed I sleep there through the night
[00:25.87] She pets me and spoils me, calls me her little boy
[00:29.96] And each and every Christmas I get a new squеaky toy
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[00:42.79] But when I stay with him we're both at a loss
[00:47.19] 'Causе he gets kinda alpha, acting like he's the boss
[00:51.33] He and I used to wrassle back when I was just a pup
[00:55.66] But we're older and slower now, we gave all that up
[01:00.00] I never did figure out who was in the wrong
[01:03.67] All that cryin' and yellin' went on way too long
[01:08.59] Everything changes, I suppose that was it
[01:12.51] But they both seem so sad since the day they split
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[01:25.88] I'm in the middle here in no man's land
[01:29.11] I'm hopin' for a truce, it's hard to understand
[01:33.56] Why all this had to happen, it don't even seem real
[01:37.35] Why don't they just lick, make up, what's the big deal?
[01:42.35] Never won a ribbon, I'm no best in show
[01:46.48] I'm just a dog, mutt, and what the hell do I know?
[01:52.27] Except the day that they got me sure was a great day
[01:56.84] And they'd get back together if I had my way
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