Blockheads

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Blockheads by Ian Dury

Blockheads Lyrics

[00:13.45] You must have seen parties of Blockheads
[00:16.74] With blotched and lagered skin
[00:19.90] Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
[00:23.29] What a horrible state they're in
[00:26.22] They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests
[00:29.68] Shoes like dead pigs' noses
[00:32.86] Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers
[00:36.12] A mouth what never closes
[00:39.21] You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams
[00:42.62] Dressed up after work
[00:45.79] Who screw their poor old Eileens
[00:48.77] Get sloshed, and go berserk
[00:52.15] Rotary accessory watches
[00:55.04] Hire-purchase signet rings
[00:58.61] A beauty to the bully boys
[01:01.85] No lonely vestige clings
[01:05.00] Why bother at all about Blockheads?
[01:08.48] Why shouldn't they do as they please?
[01:11.86] You know if it came to a brainy game
[01:15.09] You could baffle a Blockhead with ease
[01:19.04] How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
[01:22.28] Or pissing in your swimming pool?
[01:26.14]
[01:31.52] Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire
[01:34.65] Black and orange cars
[01:38.06] Premature ejaculation drivers
[01:40.81] Their soft-top's got roll-bars
[01:44.35] "Fill her up," they say the Blockheads
[01:47.45] "Go on, stick it where it hurts!"
[01:50.43] Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance
[01:53.98] Their ghastly patterned shirts
[01:57.14] Why bother at all about Blockheads?
[02:00.49] Superior as you are
[02:03.52] You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind
[02:06.14] A Blockhead can't think very far
[02:10.88] Imagine finding one in your laundry basket
[02:13.85] Banging nails in your big black dog
[02:19.22]
[02:29.83] Why bother at all about Blockheads?
[02:32.93] Why should you care what they do?
[02:36.28] 'Cos after all is said and done
[02:39.75] You're all Blockheads too!
[02:45.16]
[02:52.45] Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads,
[03:04.27] Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads,
[03:15.02] Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, (Oh Oi!), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!)
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