Dapper Slapper

Gonna give her what she wants, yeah
Because here comes

Harry left the play just for fun, yeah, Lord
And she wanna have it rigorously done, Lord
But all he had was a big bad mouth, believe me
Never had the stamina to give her the clout
So

She say she want a Dappa Slappa, yeah
To come deal with her matter (Lord, Lord, Lord)
She want a Dappa Slappa, yeah
Who can handle it proper (Oh yes, it's true)

Harry full of pose and pure imitation
So I gave her a bit of my live action, yeah
Then I heard her shout out big and bold (Lord)
She say, "Please Mr. Dappa, will you take control?"

She say she want a Dappa Slappa, yeah
To come deal with her matter (Mmm)
She no want no wappa flappa, yeah
'Cause that will bring her disaster (Oh yes, it's true)

Now this lady wanted to be fed, believe me
But not with bread, fats and bread
But Harry full of pose and pure imitation
So I gave her a bit of my live action, yeah

She say she want a Dappa Slappa, yeah
To come deal with her matter (Lord, very proper)
She no want no wappa flappa, yeah
'Cause that will bring her disaster (Mmm)

Now the lady went on bending knees
And started to beg me very, very please
Yes, she told me so big and bold
She say, "Please Mr. Dappa, will you take control?"

'Cause you a Dappa Slappa, yeah
And you deal with it proper (Ain't she nice, me?)
She no want no wappa flappa, no
'Cause that is only disaster

Harry got fire, yeah
And right now I'm higher
Said him lose the work, yeah
Harry got stuck