Wear My Hat - 2016 Remaster

[00:01.63] She came looking for me with her arms open wide,
[00:19.20] Like some long lost friend of mine.
[00:20.08] She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me?'
[00:25.65] I said 'No, I don't believe I do'
[00:27.25] So she looked me up and down
[00:31.42] And undressed me with her eyes,
[00:34.75] Then she said 'You've got everything I need, you've got everything I want'
[00:40.60] So I said 'OK,
[00:42.28] You can wear my hat,
[00:44.16] You can have my coat,
[00:46.19] You can take my shirt
[00:47.44] 'Cos I don't need it.
[00:49.48] You can wear my shoes,
[00:51.13] You can take my socks,
[00:53.05] Come on take my bag it's yours
[00:55.27] If you love it,
[00:58.32] You can have it if you love it,
[01:01.05] Ain't no problem if you love it,
[01:05.55] Come on take it if you love it.
[01:08.43] So her friend came up to me
[01:10.98] With a pen and paper in her hand,
[01:13.44] Expressing some interest in the number of my room,
[01:16.30] She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me? '
[01:20.43] I said 'No,' she said 'Can I appeal to you?'
[01:24.34] So I looked her up and down
[01:26.59] And realising her insinuations I blushed
[01:29.85] She said 'Listen babe you don't know me,
[01:33.43] No you don't know me but you owe me,
[01:36.53] And I love you,
[01:39.58] Yes I love you,
[01:42.96] Put your arms around me 'cos I love you,
[01:47.45] I got all your records and I love you'
[01:51.27] So I suggested
[01:52.33] You can wear my hat,
[01:53.71] You can have my coat,
[01:54.82] You can take my shirt
[01:56.55] 'Cos I don't need it.
[01:58.17] You can wear my shoes,
[01:59.83] You can take my socks,
[02:01.72] Come on take my bag it's yours
[02:04.23] If you love it,
[02:07.02] You can have it if you love it,
[02:08.18] Ain't no problem if you love it,
[02:13.42] Come on take it if you love it.
[02:16.73] Well later on that day this guy came to me
[02:35.03] With a scrap of paper in his hand
[02:37.58] He said 'Hey buddy can you sign your name for me?'
[02:43.06] I said 'Why, do I owe you money?' He said 'No'
[02:46.79] I said 'Listen pal do I know you? Have we ever met?
[02:51.35] Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper?
[02:55.90] He said 'I love you,
[02:58.28] I don't know you but I love you,
[03:00.49] Like my brother I love you,
[03:04.69] Put your arms around me 'cos I love you'
[03:09.31] I said 'Hey let's not rush things
[03:11.03] You can wear my hat,
[03:12.47] You can have my coat,
[03:13.76] You can take my shirt
[03:15.67] 'Cos I don't need it.
[03:17.32] You can wear my shoes,
[03:18.95] You can take my socks,
[03:20.82] Come on take my bag it's yours
[03:22.57] If you love it,
[03:25.92] You can have it if you love it,
[03:29.56] Ain't no problem if you love it,
[03:32.88] Come on take it if you love it.
[03:35.34] You can wear my hat,
[03:45.29] You can wear my hat,
[03:55.25] You can wear my hat,
[03:57.16] Come on wear my hat.'
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