Make Me A Woman

Daniel, spoken]
Guys i need you to make me a woman
What?
Miranda is hiring a nanny
And i put myself up for the job as a woman
And i have an interview tomorrow
What?
Guys, please, i'm begging you

Make me a woman
Give it a shot
Come on and give me the best you've got
I need help.
And i'm coming to ya
Hoping you can work your magic on me
With imagination, calculation
You can turn me into your greatest creation
I'm desperate
I'm in your hands
So take this man and make me a woman.
If you can
Unless of course, this is beyond your abilities
Oh no you didn't
Oh yes he did

I could do your face
With a marbling base
Rosy cheeks and ruby lips

I could do a do
That could do good on you
Amber streaks and golden tips

Lеngthen the lashes

Hiding thе brows

Wax the moustache

Dress in a fabulous blouse

The canvas is plain

But the surface is rough
Wooh! this is gonna be tough!

Make me a woman
Give it a shot!
We're going to give you the best that we've got
Give us a moment
Give us some room
Let us work our magic on you
With imagination, calibration
We can turn you into our greatest creation
I'm ready (ooh!)
I'm in your hands (aight!)

So take this man and make me a woman if you can

Where to start, it's hard to know

So many ways that we could go

A pillbox hat!

A p+ssy bow!

And a trapeze coat like jackie+o!
Or maybe take the royal route
A shoulder gown or a palace suit? (a valero jacket!)

Testify! you're talking about my lady di!

Lady di!
Turn back time!

How about snare!

Snare!

How about over here?

Here!

Whoa nelly!
Maybe we can go a little grace kelly

Hold the phone!
Give me a drum roll, drummer!
We can do madonna

Madonna?

Madonna summer

Wait, wait guys
I'm sorry stop
I'm sorry. i'm sorry
Stop
Stop!
I already did a phone interview
She talks like this, dear
She's older, wiser
A bit more. substantial
Why didn't you say so?
Eleanor roosevelt

A dash of julia child!

Margaret thatcher

Janet reno
And a little bit of oscar wild

Eleanor roosevelt and a dash of julia child
Margaret thatcher, janet reno and a little bit of oscar wild
Eleanor roosevelt and a dash of julia child
Margaret thatcher, janet reno and a little bit of oscar wild
Ok, i think i'm getting it now!
Tell me!
Remember that show we did with that girl?
What girl?
Big pearl!
And that fancy place?
With that wig!
Yes!
From that night!
Uh huh! third self on the right!
We're gonna need a skirt!
Bright gold?
Too bold!
Right
What about black?
Not bad
With a blue sweater

Make him a woman
Give me those skin tone
Panty hose and
Those light brown leather shoes!

Make him a woman
Give him some antique earrings!
Oh b+tton stop!
You choose!

Make him a woman
Give her a purse and glasses
Pink ones!
Let's not go berserk!

Make him a woman
We're gonna need a mask!
From a plastic+cast!
Let's make it work!

Make it work!
Make it work!
Make it work! work! work!
Make it work!
Make it work!
Make it work! work! work!
I think it's working!

Make him a woman give it a shot
Go on and give him the best that you've got!
This is your moment!
Now follow through!
You got to do that magic you do
With imagination, fabrication
He'll be the result of your greatest creation
He's ready
He's in your hands
Take this man and make him a woman!
Take this man and make him a woman!
Take this man and make him a woman!
Take this man and make him a woman!
Eleanor roosevelt and a dash of julia child
Margaret thatcher, janet reno and a little bit of.
Euphegenia doubtfire, dear...