Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rhum

[00:26.20] Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near
[00:32.24] He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years
[00:40.29] He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns
[00:48.33] He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun
[00:56.38] He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow
[01:04.42] Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows
[01:12.48] Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams
[01:20.53] A break from his wife, his half frozen life
[01:24.56] The elves and that damn reindeer team
[01:28.60] Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
[01:32.62] Santa's run off to the Caribbean
[01:35.64] He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun
[01:39.67] Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
[01:47.67] Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good
[01:58.78] He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood
[02:06.82] Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan
[02:14.85] Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand
[02:23.81] Chorus:
[02:24.90] Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
[02:26.91] Santa's run off to the Caribbean
[02:30.93] Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
[02:34.95] Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
[02:38.96] (Bridge)
[03:12.15] Chorus:
[03:13.17] Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
[03:14.17] Santa's run off to the Caribbean
[03:20.20] Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
[03:24.23] Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
[03:28.25] Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
[03:31.27] Santa's run off to the Caribbean
[03:34.59] A week in the tropics and he'll be all right
[03:38.60] Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight
[03:43.56] (Over the drums)
[03:44.65] Merry Christmas to all, and to all... good night.
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