Wild Turkey

[00:02.24] I got a designated driver tonight so I thought that I might get drunk
[00:07.19] I told Jimmy that he could decide what I'm drinkin' 'cause I didn't care what
[00:12.39] Summer party back in the woods about seven hundred people there
[00:19.33] They said I'd hit the karaoke machine and sang Garth in my underwear
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[00:28.30] And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey for the cussing and the gettin' loud
[00:35.27] I was surprised some ol' boys didn't jump me
[00:38.79] Because they say that I was showin' out
[00:42.17] I'd like to thank everyone who didn't call the law
[00:45.79] To come and drag me in
[00:48.64] Last night, you saw me drinkin' Wild Turkey
[00:51.60] But you'll never see me drink it again
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[01:00.41] Well, they say that I was tryin' every girl that was hot
[01:03.69] Said I was hangin' up all up on them, if they were married or not
[01:07.01] Well, my jaw was kinda hurtin' in the morning light
[01:10.32] Yep, I think it got slapped a couple dozen times
[01:15.51] Eleven twenty and ol' Jimmy left an hour ago
[01:18.73] I'm purdy sure that he's the one who's gonna carry me home
[01:22.25] Well, my guts is feeling funny, so I found me a spot
[01:25.70] I started calling dinosaurs right between two cars
[01:30.82] Well, played it off nice, I told them I was mentally ill
[01:37.52] But when they smelt my breath, they knew what it was
[01:41.15] I had to elude 'em through a cotton field
[01:44.62] And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey for the cussing and the gettin' loud
[01:51.56] I was surprised some ol' boys didn't jump me
[01:54.80] Because they say that I was showin' out
[01:58.19] I'd like to thank everyone who didn't call the law
[02:02.25] To come and drag me in
[02:04.88] Last night, you saw me drinkin' Wild Turkey
[02:08.39] But you'll never see me drink it again
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[02:17.15] Them turkey suds got me drunk
[02:19.04] I hit the ditch and rolled my truck
[02:20.54] I borrowed a car, got it stuck
[02:22.34] Over the fenders, up in mud
[02:24.04] A seventy six Pontiac
[02:25.68] I hope my friend don't want it back
[02:27.44] But if he does, he'll probably cuss
[02:29.11] And try to fight and all that stuff
[02:32.47] Early morning, waking up, my breath stankin', feeling rough
[02:35.92] If you gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[02:37.62] I had a good dinner, but throwed it up
[02:39.34] Gettin' drunk a hour later
[02:40.86] Shot in the chest with a taser
[02:42.68] The cop said I hit my head
[02:44.39] Front page on the county paper
[02:47.58] And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey for the cussing and the gettin' loud
[02:54.02] I was surprised some ol' boys didn't jump me
[02:57.32] Because they say that I was showin' out
[03:00.68] I'd like to thank everyone who didn't call the law
[03:04.88] To come and drag me in
[03:07.50] Last night, you saw me drinkin' Wild Turkey
[03:10.80] But you'll never see me drink it again
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