The Coolest Cat

Who's the coolest cat in all the land? (Hank's his name)
Who's got moves nobody understands? (Hank's got game)
Don't have to mark his territory
He's got his own theme and origin story
Hank, he's the coolest cat

Who thinks justice is its own reward? (Hank sure does)
All the ladies love his giant sword (And his fuzz)
He'll sneak up on you just like a fox
So smooth, he don't need a litter box
He's Hank, he's the coolest cat

Never fear, oh, he's there when duty calls
He's your hero, he's got the biggest heart
And even bigger ham balls
(Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank)

There's lots of cats in this world, but nobody chases tail
His own or anybody else's good as Hank (Yeah, we know it)
It's like he's got nine lives
And he's living them all at the same time
And to the fullest (He won't blow it)
Oh, sure, he's kinda scrawny and should go to the gym
But he's got a certain je ne sais quoi (Say what?)
Some bullies were mercilessly picking on him
'Til a samurai appeared and saved his butt
So now he's on a mission to be a big deal
Gonna make some evildoers taste his steel

You're much safer when this cat's nearby (Meow)
Try to fight this cat, the fur will fly (Pow, pow, pow)
If someone dares to break the law
They'll face the fury of the paws of Hank
His coat has got a healthy sheen
Nobody licks themselves as clean as Hank
He sees the world in black and white
A canine samurai, that's right

Wait, a canine? Hank is a dog?
I thought we were singing about a cat
He's the coolest cat who happens to be a dog
Nuh-uh, no way, we're out of here
A slobbering dog can't be no samurai, please

Hold your head high, Hank
'Cause you're gonna show 'em all
That even with the bones you chew
And your breath that smells like doggy doo
There's a lot for them to like 'bout you
'Cause you're the coolest cat
Even if you're a dog