Bunch Of Draclias (And They're All Playing Flute) (feat. Mike Betz)

There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
You're surrounded by vampires
And you don't know what to do
But it's worse than that
Because these draclias they know the flute

Red Eye, Pointy Ear, Sharp Teeth, White Skin
Can you hear the Nosferatu fuckin' up that woodwind?
Bunch of fucking draclias
And they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got
Scary good!

They're fuckin' good at the flute
These fuckin' vampires know how to toot
I get the feeling they've been practicing

There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got good
So these motherfuckin' draclias
They play the fuckin' flute, bitch!

Undead motherfuckers comin' for ya
They're bloodsucking bitches
With perfect Embouchure
Zombies with tubas
Or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo
They got a lot of free time
(They got free time)
Because they sleep all day
(Snoozing all day!)
So they did a bunch of crime
(Doing so much crime!)
And then they learned to play

It started off as a joke
How ridiculous for a vampire to blow
But then they accidentally got way too good
They still eat people but now
They also play the flute

There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got good
So these motherfuckin' draclias
They play the fuckin' flute, bitch
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
Zombies with tubas
Or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo

I don't know what to do!
Suck, Blow
Rip a freaky fuckin' Jazz solo
Get that Type-O
Like Bram told yo
It was a joke, just tryin' to be funny
But now i"m Online
Applying for the symphony
I got beat, dark lord Kenny G.(Kenny G.)
I suck deep
Just call me Eddy C. (Eddy C.)
I'm not cheap, been a couple centuries
So when i blow the Silver-D
Rewriting all mythiology

I was a peaseant in Romania (That's in Europe)
When i broke into a crypt
And then a bat flew down
(What did the bat do?)
It started sucking my dick!

It started off as a joke
How ridiculous for a vampire to blow
But then they accidentally got way too good
They still ate people but now
They also play the flute!

There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke
But then they got good
So these motherfuckin' draclias
They play the fuckin' flute, bitch!
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they"re all playing flute
There's a bunch of fucking draclias
And they're all playing flute
Zombies with tubas
Or werewolves with cellos
Don'f hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo

I'm dead
Boy!