The Outskirts Of The Dancefloor

[00:26.34] When you've had your John Travoltas
[00:29.69] And the fonzes have run dry
[00:33.03] And that disco boy
[00:34.96] Has busted his last move
[00:39.96] The cartwheel and the back flip
[00:42.91] Have propelled them into sky
[00:46.36] And the cocksure kid's
[00:47.96] No longer in the groove
[00:52.54] When the elbows of the hipsters
[00:56.19] They have bumped and they have ground
[00:59.54] And moonwalked their selfish butts
[01:02.29] Into the sea
[01:05.92] On the outskirts of the dancefloor
[01:09.85] In Club Paradiso
[01:13.09] Is the spot that you will find
[01:15.45] Two-left-footed me
[01:19.14] Two left feet, a tender heart
[01:23.34] A flat of unpaid bills
[01:26.39] On the outskirts of the dancefloor
[01:29.66] By the lake of lager spills
[01:32.56] Ankle-deep in alcohol
[01:36.28] Shoulder-deep in shame
[01:39.92] The outskirts of the dancefloor's
[01:42.51] A different game
[01:45.09]
[02:00.02] Back in 1940s
[02:03.25] When tap and ballroom hit
[02:06.37] Leaving every non-astaire
[02:08.92] In deep despair
[02:13.43] Even in that golden age
[02:16.73] Half the folk would sit
[02:19.91] And wonder what on Earth
[02:22.17] Had brought them there
[02:25.92] If you've ever seen your lover
[02:29.94] Swept up off their feet
[02:33.33] And waltzed away
[02:34.78] In someone else's arms
[02:39.26] On the outskirts of the dancefloor
[02:43.40] In Club Paradiso
[02:46.34] Is the only place you'll ever
[02:49.19] Work your charms
[02:52.58] Two left feet, a tender heart
[02:56.69] A flat of unpaid bills
[02:59.79] On the outskirts of the dancefloor
[03:03.00] By the lake of lager spills
[03:05.93] Ankle-deep in alcohol
[03:09.48] Shoulder-deep in shame
[03:13.27] The outskirts of the dancefloor's
[03:15.87] An idiot's game
[03:18.86]
[03:33.12] For every swinging, twisting, bopping
[03:36.74] Lindy-hopping Mac
[03:40.02] At least another ten of us
[03:42.98] Were embarrassed at the back
[03:46.01] And when Elvis and his giddy mates
[03:49.85] Were twisting by the pool
[03:52.98] It left we of little confidence
[03:56.43] Decidedly uncool
[03:59.60] Uncool
[04:03.05] Uncool
[04:06.37] Uncool
[04:12.51] Uncool
[04:16.49] Uncool
[04:19.78] Uncool...
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