No More

[00:10.64] No more
[00:11.71] Walking up six flights of stairs
[00:13.73] Or throwing down the key
[00:15.56] Because there is no buzzer!
[00:20.15] No more
[00:21.95] Walking thirteen blocks
[00:22.80] With thirty pounds of laundry
[00:25.66] In the fucking dead of winter!
[00:30.10] No more faulty wiring
[00:32.90] No more painted floors
[00:35.56] No more spitting out my Ultra Brite
[00:39.28] On top of dirty dishes
[00:41.07] In the one and only sink
[00:46.42] Hello to my walk-in closets
[00:51.22] Tidy as Park Avenue.
[00:55.27] Hello my butcher block table
[00:59.86] I could get used
[01:01.74] I could get used
[01:03.96] I could get used to you
[01:10.51] No more
[01:11.96] Climbing over sleeping people
[01:14.68] Before you get out the door of your own building!
[01:20.66] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: No more
[01:21.55] Noxious fumes from gas heaters that are illegal
[01:25.13] Or will blow up while you are sleeping
[01:28.74] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: Ohhhh!
[01:30.50] No more--
[01:31.58] Leaky ceilings!
[01:33.34] No more--
[01:34.29] Holes in the floor!
[01:35.13] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: No more
[01:36.18] Taking a shower in the kitchen while your roommate's eating breakfast
[01:40.61] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: And you're getting water on his cornflakes!
[01:46.86] Hello to shiny new parquet wood floors
[01:51.25] Waxed as a wealthy girl's legs
[01:55.36] Hello dear Mr. Dishwasher
[02:00.02] I could get used
[02:00.95] (I could get used)
[02:01.83] I could get used
[02:03.62] I could get used to you
[02:05.44] MICHAEL (starting during Jonathan's)
[02:06.30] I could get used to you.
[02:08.11] JONATHAN: No more--exotic!
[02:10.91] MICHAEL: No more--neurotic!
[02:13.63] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: No more
[02:14.94] Anything but pleasantly robotic
[02:17.49] We're moving on up
[02:19.28] We're moving on up
[02:19.97] To the East Side
[02:21.75] To the East Side
[02:23.10] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: To a deluxe apartment
[02:25.33] In the sky
[02:33.94] JONATHAN What's that?
[02:35.77] Oh, come on
[02:36.70] Hold on, breathe
[02:37.58] Easy
[02:40.20] What are you doing?
[02:41.20] It's him
[02:49.36] Ah, hold the phone
[03:03.34] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: Hello to dear Mr. Doorman
[03:08.59] Who looks like Captain Kangaroo
[03:11.99] Hello dear fellow and how do you do
[03:16.73] I could get used
[03:17.50] (MICHAEL: I could get used)
[03:18.56] Even seduced
[03:19.49] (MICHAEL: Even seduced)
[03:21.27] MICHAEL & JONATHAN: I could get used to you.
[03:25.19] Ohhhh yeah!
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