The Return

[00:10.57] Yo, it's the return of the Gifted Gifter
[00:13.95] The Secret Santa grab-bag sifter
[00:16.30] The Grinch, sleigh hanging off the ledge deadlifter
[00:19.93] The best thrifter, the tearjerker
[00:22.34] The Santa's little help employee of the year worker
[00:25.36] The smile bringer, the joy inside the child lingers
[00:28.19] The boy inside the crowd proud, he's a loud singer
[00:31.38] The whole choir, the bow tier
[00:33.60] The snowplow and the snow tires, the coat buyer
[00:37.50] The "Oh, you shouldn't haver," the Birkin bagger
[00:39.96] The gifted rapper, they told me it's the thought that counts
[00:43.24] But really it's the count that matters
[00:44.59] Accounting hacker
[00:45.99] Bank amount countin' backwards a thousand smackers
[00:49.23] It's the return of Kris Kringle, the piss singles, that shit tingles
[00:53.40] Sendin' checks twice 'cause the name's on the list wrinkled
[00:56.96] My chips Pringles, my chips been gold
[00:59.49] My green mean go, your green mean slow
[01:01.87] It's the young born again, good hood ornament
[01:05.49] With a little chicken like a Cornish hen, Amazon ordering
[01:09.24] Cohiba importer of Evergreen water in
[01:12.41] Rapping all night, will he ever bring the chorus in?
[01:15.41] Fireplace bright like I threw ten menorahs in
[01:18.50] Ten more kinaras and a whole fucking forest, then
[01:21.91] I buy the doll in the mall that the store is in
[01:25.02] I hide the presents in the dresser and the drawer it's in
[01:28.20] My dawg doin' moves, he said this shit is on the floor again
[01:31.03] Feds was on his trail but he got 50 names in Oregon
[01:34.25] I bought cases bigger than the suits that you see Lori in
[01:37.20] James still sittin' but I'm sendin' a DeLorean
[01:40.22] Look, it's Mister Christmas Bonus
[01:42.32] Mr. Made His Brothers Bands, Mr. Nich'las Jonas
[01:45.65] Mr. Big Cojones but bigger heart
[01:48.12] That's where the homeless home is
[01:49.56] The Home Alone kid
[01:50.50] It's the return of Kevin McCallister, the Swiss mister
[01:54.59] The hot chocolate mixer that gets pictures
[01:57.95] And big, big cousin misser, the quick fixer
[02:01.08] The Wizard of Oz, big blizzard, the big gifter
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[02:09.59] Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
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[02:15.55] Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
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