Reality TV

[00:01.04] Cue the laugh can
[00:03.71] Cue the awwwwws
[00:07.35] Cue the sad story with a happy ending
[00:15.40] Congrats, your hashtag's trending
[00:25.48] Cue the uplifting music
[00:30.86] Cue the claps, cue the drums
[00:37.18] Cue the build up of feelings they're feeding
[00:42.54] Since scene number one
[00:45.68] That's some scary shit, son
[00:52.02] I'd like a time refund
[00:57.45] Wait, can I say shit on the radio?
[01:04.66] No? Oh, ok then, I'll tell you what my Daddy says
[01:11.81] Who cares?
[01:17.35] Who cares?
[01:23.65] Who cares?
[01:28.23] Who fucking cares!
[01:35.58] Cue the laugh can
[01:39.14] Cue the awwwwws
[01:41.89] Cue the sad story with a happy ending
[01:50.82] Congrats, your hashtag's trending
[01:58.94] There's nothing even real about reality shows.
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