Where Are All the Old Man Bars

[00:14.83] I woke up and had a drink
[00:17.68] Had another and it made me think
[00:20.47] It seems to me, that there used to be
[00:23.75] A lot more friendly little bars in this town
[00:26.89] A place where they knew you, and you knew them
[00:29.93] Where drinks were cheap and men were men
[00:32.98] You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
[00:36.46] Its 2am and you're drunk full of beer
[00:39.46] We love you but you have to go,
[00:42.73] So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars?
[00:53.05] And every night, there'd be a fight
[00:56.14] And then we'd drink until we couldn't talk
[00:58.90] But talk is cheap and so am I,
[01:02.46] I'm happy when the shots all cost a buck
[01:05.17] You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
[01:08.61] Its 2am and you're drunk full of beer
[01:11.68] We love you but you have to go,
[01:15.15] So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars?
[01:24.71] Ah the breakfast of champs, the hair of the dog
[01:28.13] The slap of the chimp, the splash of the log
[01:31.51] Now the bars are all so cool
[01:34.97] Full of yuppies with tattoos and pierced tools
[01:38.29] A round of drinks will leave ya broke
[01:41.39] You even have to go outside to have a smoke
[01:44.59] The pool tables a planter, the jukebox sucks
[01:47.82] There ain't no pinball, the door guy's a jock
[01:50.83] You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
[01:54.18] Its 2am and you're drunk full of beer
[01:57.05] We love you but you have to go,
[02:00.44] So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars?
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