Haunted House of Rock

[01:30.93] Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
[01:33.75] The last building to your left on a dead-end street
[01:35.54] Youll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement
[01:38.28] And torture chambers down in the basement
[01:40.03] Cobwebs hangin' over your head
[01:42.72] And music bein' played by the grateful dead
[01:44.54] And spinnin' on the turntables back to back
[01:47.30] Is no other than my main man wolfman Jack
[01:49.18] The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes
[01:51.87] Is the creature from the black lagoon
[01:53.62] There's a sign on the door that can't be missed
[01:56.33] It reads 'Enter
[01:57.22] But at your own risk'
[01:58.21] 'Cause people been reported goin' in the haunted house
[02:00.99] But never again seen comin' out
[02:02.71] You ask me if it's true
[02:04.53] Ill leave it up to you
[02:05.47] Here's an invite
[02:06.35] I hope I see you tonight
[02:25.32] We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks
[02:27.12] We invited in all kinds of creeps
[02:29.88] Like Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyke
[02:31.69] The Adams family and the monster five
[02:34.40] The invisible man
[02:35.33] Where could he be? We know he got inside the party free
[02:38.97] One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed
[02:40.77] If not for sneakin' in free
[02:41.69] For being a booty bandit
[02:43.42] The bartender was cute
[02:44.38] But kinda hairy
[02:45.28] And Dracula was killin' those Bloody Marys
[02:47.96] He got drunk as a skunk
[02:48.93] And started trouble all night
[02:49.83] But everybody knew his bark was worse than his bite
[02:52.54] It was the only place for you to be
[02:53.47] The first 200 witches in the party were free
[02:56.15] And all was well until the clock struck 12
[02:58.99] Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell
[04:31.28] They were screaming'
[04:32.13] They were breakin'
[04:33.96] They were foaming at the mouth
[04:34.80] Just minor side effects of the haunted house
[04:35.87] You'll have haunted dreams in your sleep
[04:37.68] You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat
[04:39.41] Frankenstein was there with some crazy little chick
[04:41.27] I think she said her name was 'Voodoo an a stick'
[04:44.00] She had a big fat head and a skinny body
[04:45.85] I couldn't be caught with her alone
[04:48.55] Let alone at a party
[04:49.45] Egor was there with the monster crew
[04:50.37] I seen everybody there except you
[04:53.07] Why didn't you come
[04:53.94] Weren't yau prepared
[04:54.87] Or could it be that you were scared
[04:57.67] It's just not fair that you couldn't be there
[04:59.39] Because you really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you
[05:02.13] We really brought the place down at the haunted house of rock
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