Dread Rock

[00:02.47] [Judge Dread]: "Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, the're playing my tune!"
[00:39.00] When I go down the seaside
[00:42.30] I'm feeling rather rude
[00:43.91] The girls in their bikinis
[00:46.02] Are showing all their boobs
[00:47.82] And when they see my stick of rock
[00:49.90] They all shout out with glee
[00:51.89] If all you give it all away
[00:54.06] Please save a lick for me
[00:56.26] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[00:58.84] I've never seen one as big as that before
[01:02.41] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[01:06.07] It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[01:09.71] I took a stroll along the beach
[01:13.32] My rock was in my hand
[01:15.34] I saw a girl buried
[01:17.34] Up to her neck in sand
[01:19.21] She said some boys did this to me *
[01:21.25] So please help get me out
[01:23.18] Before I could assist her
[01:25.03] My rock shot in her mouth
[01:26.66] And she cried-
[01:27.85] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[01:30.09] I've never seen one as big as that before
[01:33.12] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[01:37.26] It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[01:41.77] I'm always in the discos
[01:44.65] As soon as the sun goes down
[01:46.66] I chat up all the nice galls
[01:48.30] With bodies nice and brown
[01:49.97] I take them back to me chalet
[01:52.43] And they always get a shock
[01:54.20] When I turn the lights on
[01:56.47] And they see the size of me rock
[01:58.35] They all cry-
[01:59.92] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[02:01.50] I've never seen one as big as that before
[02:04.55] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[02:08.51] It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[02:12.07] When me holidays are over
[02:16.42] Me rock goes home with me
[02:19.86] Athough it's not as big as it was
[02:21.18] It's big enough for me
[02:21.89] If you want to know who my girlfriend is
[02:25.37] Take a look around the place
[02:26.10] She's the one in the corner
[02:27.94] With a smile upon her face
[02:30.71] And she loves that it's a big one
[02:31.81] She's never seen one as big as that before
[02:37.48] And she loves that it's a big one
[02:42.80] It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[02:44.45] [Judge Dread]: "Well darling, I bet you've never seen one as big as this have you?"
[02:49.75] [Girlfriend]: "Oh yes I have. The milkman's got one, and he showed it to me while you were on holiday"
[02:54.15] [Judge Dread]: "Coo, that must be what they mean by 'are you getting enough'. I'll tell you what, you're not getting any more of mine!"
[02:57.55] [Girlfriend]: "Oh come on"
[03:00.88] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[03:04.72] I've never seen one as big as that before
[03:08.02] Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[03:10.93] It must be fourteen inches long or more!
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