I'm a Joestar (Black Power Fantasy)

[00:01.09] ... Ay, so this is, this my
[00:02.64] This is what I need to do
[00:03.93] I know I need to do something to feel better
[00:05.89] This is it
[00:07.07] So stop asking me all these questions
[00:08.62] Stop trying to take this away from me
[00:14.08] I have chosen house Joestar
[00:16.32] And I got it right
[00:18.17] You can tell from seeing my demeanor and my body type
[00:21.40] My heart split in two
[00:22.77] Part rude, part honorable
[00:25.43] One part cool, plus two parts comical
[00:28.66] And look at what I wear
[00:30.17] I keep my hair asymmetrical
[00:32.22] I drink too much beer
[00:34.29] I should eat more vegetables
[00:35.63] Then my waistline would be like I remember it
[00:39.32] And you would see my fill
[00:41.57] There's a striking resemblance
[00:43.23] 'Cause shoulder blades strong in the Joestar family
[00:46.94] I know 'cause I belong to the Joestar family
[00:51.34] You're looking at me like, "Open Mike, how can it be?"
[00:54.53] I say it real slow 'cause you ain't understanding me
[00:57.80] I'm a Joestar
[01:00.40] I hear you saying "Oh my God"
[01:03.99] I'm trying to tell you I'm a Joestar
[01:06.87] I will never be a co-star, no
[01:12.16] I don't give a fuck
[01:13.54] If I'm a brother, I'm a Joestar
[01:16.04] Either from my father or my mother, I'm a Joestar
[01:19.64] I ain't British, I ain't Japanese, I'm a Joestar
[01:23.42] Tap into my power when I breathe, I'm a Joestar
[01:27.38] ... I've been waiting for four years and five seasons (five seasons)
[01:31.08] Well goddammit it, it's my turn, it's my season (mine)
[01:34.40] In this chapter JoJo is African (African)
[01:38.05] And it's me, Mike Eagle, I'm the protagonist (it's me)
[01:41.81] And it's sent in south-central Los Angeles (Los Angeles)
[01:45.58] 'Cause goddammit it, it's my turn, it's my saga (it's my turn)
[01:49.06] It's a special edition of Open Mike's manga (yeah)
[01:52.88] So draw me in a Fiesta or a White Honda (relatable)
[01:56.67] In my stand, goddammit it, his name is Black Magic (Black Magic)
[02:00.23] He got a glow like showing up from last dragon (showing up)
[02:04.00] It's a Black rebrand so draw it freehanded (draw it freehand)
[02:07.03] Joe M-E and Arsenio Speedwagon
[02:10.30] I'm a Joestar
[02:12.53] I hear you saying "Oh my God"
[02:16.73] I'm trying to tell you I'm a Joestar
[02:19.74] I will never be a co-star, no
[02:24.14] I'm a Joestar (I'm a Joestar)
[02:27.41] I hear you saying "Oh my God"
[02:31.16] I'm trying to tell you I'm a Joestar (I'm a Joestar)
[02:34.18] I will never be a co-star, no
[02:39.37] Five-point star, on my neck, I'm a Joestar
[02:43.40] See my shoulders, and my silhouette, I'm a Joestar
[02:47.27] Given name Eagle, in my mind, I'm a Joestar
[02:50.45] Yeah, I'm human, I identify as a Joestar
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