Sixteen Saltines

[00:08.61] She's got stickers on her locker
[00:12.27] And the boy's number's there in magic marker
[00:15.39] I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
[00:17.87] I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers
[00:22.94] Well every morning I deliver the news
[00:26.23] Black hat white shoes and I'm red all over
[00:29.73] She's got a big mailbox, that she puts up front
[00:33.33] Garbage in, garbage out, she's getting what she wants
[00:44.55] Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?
[00:47.67] If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do
[00:51.28] But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else
[00:54.87] Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you
[01:06.64] Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
[01:10.12] Jumpin' and weaving, I'm talking and laughing as we float
[01:13.78] I hear a whistle, that's how I know she's home
[01:17.19] Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home
[01:21.35] Force fed, force mixed 'till I drop dead
[01:24.69] You can't defeat her, when you meet her you'll be what I said
[01:28.24] And Lord knows there's a method to her madness
[01:31.57] Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness
[01:42.92] She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few
[01:46.76] I'm sure she's drinkin too, but wondering what for and who
[01:50.10] And I'm solo rollin'. I'm one side off the boat.
[01:53.74] Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat
[02:08.30] Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?
[02:12.06] Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?
[02:15.78] Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?