TEXAS HOLD 'EM

[00:12.13] This ain't Texas (ooh)
[00:14.64] Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
[00:16.86] So lay your cards down, down, down, down
[00:21.40] So park your Lexus (ooh)
[00:23.38] And throw your keys up (hey)
[00:25.41] Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
[00:29.99] And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[00:32.46] Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
[00:34.45] It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[00:37.40] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha
[00:40.39] There's a tornado (there's a tornado)
[00:42.74] In my city (in my city)
[00:45.01] Hit the basement (hit the basement)
[00:47.16] That shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)
[00:49.50] Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey)
[00:51.47] 'Cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
[00:53.49] Puffin' red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
[00:58.85] Ooh, one step to the right
[01:02.80] We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[01:07.41] Ooh, run me to the left
[01:11.50] Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
[01:15.41] This ain't Texas (oh)
[01:17.83] Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
[01:19.80] So lay your cards down, down, down, down
[01:24.04] So park your Lexus (ooh)
[01:26.75] And throw your keys up (hey)
[01:28.71] Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
[01:33.02] And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[01:35.62] Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
[01:37.55] It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[01:40.12] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo
[01:42.26] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
[01:44.41] Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
[01:46.80] It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[01:49.15] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo
[01:54.58] (Woo-hoo)
[01:59.10] (Woo-hoo)
[02:03.16] (Woo-hoo)
[02:05.81]
[02:07.84] There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave)
[02:10.04] Comin' at us (comin' at us)
[02:12.24] Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)
[02:14.45] Too cold to panic (cold to panic)
[02:16.68] All of the problems
[02:18.85] Just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
[02:21.11] And now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
[02:26.17] Ooh, one step to the right
[02:30.22] We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[02:34.93] Ooh, you run to the left
[02:38.75] Just with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
[02:42.86] This ain't Texas (oh)
[02:44.97] Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
[02:47.30] So lay your cards down, down, down, down (oh)
[02:51.49] So park your Lexus (hey)
[02:53.93] Throw your keys up (hey)
[02:56.03] Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
[03:00.29] And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[03:02.99] Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
[03:05.01] It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[03:07.40] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo
[03:08.97] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
[03:11.93] Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
[03:13.76] It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[03:16.03] Don't be ass, come take it to the floor now, ooh
[03:21.46] Take it to the floor now, ooh (oops, spurs, boots)
[03:26.46] To the floor now, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (tap back, oops, shoot)
[03:34.48] Come take it to the floor now, ooh
[03:37.18] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
[03:41.86] Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too (spurs, spurs, boots)
[03:49.87] Sologenic, photogenic, shoot
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