The Ballad of John and Yoko

[00:02.78] Standing in the Dock at Southampton,
[00:06.39] Trying to get to Holland or France.
[00:09.91] The Man in the mac said,
[00:10.83] "You've got to go back".
[00:13.56] You know They didn't
[00:14.46] Even give Us a chance.
[00:15.39] Christ You know it ain't easy,
[00:19.82] You know how hard it can be.
[00:22.58] The way things are going
[00:25.28] They're gonna crucify Me.
[00:29.86] Finally made the plane into Paris,
[00:34.33] Honey mooning down by the Seine.
[00:37.93] Peter Brown called to say,
[00:38.84] "You can make it O.K.,
[00:40.67] You can get married in Gibraltar,
[00:42.45] Near Spain".
[00:45.19] Christ You know it ain't easy,
[00:47.88] You know how hard it can be.
[00:51.43] The way things are going
[00:54.16] They're gonna crucify Me.
[00:59.50] Drove from Paris to
[01:01.37] The Amsterdam Hilton,
[01:03.18] Talking in Our beds for a week.
[01:05.91] The newspaper said,
[01:07.77] "Say what You doing in bed?"
[01:09.50] I said,
[01:10.45] "We're only trying to get Us some peace".
[01:11.35] Christ You know it ain't easy,
[01:15.85] You know how hard it can be.
[01:19.47] The way things are going
[01:22.17] They're gonna crucify Me.
[01:27.54] Saving up Your money for a rainy day,
[01:31.17] Giving all Your clothes to charity.
[01:33.87] Last night the Wife said,
[01:36.58] "Oh Boy, When You're dead
[01:38.33] You don't take nothing with You
[01:39.23] But Your Soul - Think!".
[01:43.78] Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
[01:46.56] Eating chocolate cake in a bag.
[01:50.12] The newspaper said,
[01:51.07] "She's gone to His head,
[01:52.82] They look just like two Gurus in drag".
[01:55.56] Christ You know it ain't easy,
[01:59.10] You know how hard it can be.
[02:02.77] The way things are going
[02:06.33] They're gonna crucify Me.
[02:11.76] Caught the early plane back to London.
[02:14.46] Fifty acorns tied in a sack.
[02:18.01] The Men from the press said,
[02:19.89] "We wish You success,
[02:21.63] It's good to have the both of You back".
[02:23.43] Christ You know it ain't easy,
[02:27.97] You know how hard it can be.
[02:31.52] The way things are going
[02:35.13] They're gonna crucify Me.
[02:38.74] The way things are going
[02:42.33] They're gonna crucify Me.
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