ICE RICE & BEANS FAMILY DINER (Skit)

[00:04.10] Hello, good evening, I'm Flavia, welcome to
[00:06.57] Iced Rice and Beans, how can I help you?
[00:09.05] How you doin', how you doin'? Ayy, where the lady from
[00:11.02] The radio commercial that told me to come up here? I-I-
[00:13.20] Chef Cuban Link! The people out here wanna talk to you!
[00:16.25] Pero cojones, I'm busy! I'm the chef!
[00:19.11] Yeah, I feel that, I feel that, what do you
[00:21.17] Suggest I order up in this motherfucker?
[00:23.21] Personally, I love the hookah-smoked pernil, and
[00:25.96] We use that same pork for our Cuban Link sandwich
[00:29.08] Word?
[00:29.59] Um, our cash empanada is actually made with
[00:31.67] A hundred percent ground unemployment check
[00:33.90] You know we love a lick, yeah
[00:34.93] And it comes with our bitcoin sauce
[00:36.42] Bitcoin hot sauce?
[00:38.31] And for dessert, mmm, either the cocaine-
[00:41.68] Dusted flan or the guava and cheese pound cake
[00:45.10] What y'all put in there?
[00:46.45] Pounds
[00:47.75] Well shit, let me get that hookah-smoked pork, uh
[00:50.55] Uh, let me get them, uh, let me get them employment
[00:53.35] Check, uh, croquette dusts. Ayy baby, what you want?
[00:57.28] Um, I'll take the gold-plated chicken wings
[01:01.02] And uh, oh yeah, the flan with the cocaine on it
[01:04.92] Okay well I'ma put this in for y'all but I gotta go
[01:07.23] Back into the kitchen and take the grills off the
[01:09.58] Grill. Y'all didn't park in the parking lot, did you?
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