Do You Like My New Car?

You like my new car?
Oh, it's, uh, it's real cool
Do you, uh, know how to get to the Holiday Inn?
Uh, which one are you, uh, stayin' at?
Uh, the one by the airport
We gotta get up early and fly out in the morning, you know?
Where do you, uh, play tomorrow night?
Uh, Minneapolis
Ooh, you're so professional, the way
You travel to all those exotic places
Do you really have a hit single on the charts with The Bullet?
Listen, honey
Would I lie to you just to get in your pants?
Don't talk to me- Oh
...
That way!
Oh
I'm not a groupie, and neither is my girlfriend
No shit, Howie
We just like musicians for friends
But, but you told me you got off with a, with a, with
A baby octopus and some s- cream corn spewed on you
And your harelip girlfriend with a hot 7-Up bottle
That's right
I mean, really
Uh, uh, what's the deal?
Sure
That's all true
And sometimes I even get off with a Jack in the Box ring job
But we don't want you to think we're groupies
But wait a minute
I, I want some action
I mean, I want a steaming, succulent
Orifice with a teenage girl attached to it
I, I, I thought we were gonna get it on, you know?
I've been looking for a guy from a
Group with a dick which is a monster
Oh, well that's- well, well that's me
Well, that's me
Take me, I'm yours
I mean, fulfill my wildest dreams
Uh
Of course, my precious, most seductive pop star of a man
Anything you want
Really?
Bead jobs
Oh
Knotted nylons
Oh
Bamboo cane
Oh
Ice cubes
Oh
Mazola arl- Oil
...
Oil and/or a portable electric pony harness, air-cooled
All this and more
Oh
Oh, I'm ready
I'm ready
Give it to me now
Now
Now
Give it to me now right here in the car
Give me the pony harness
Only if you'll sing me your hit single with The Bullet first
What?
Uh, I have a problem
Uh, I, uh- Uh, would you like to- I have- ...
Talk about it?
Um, you see, uh, I can't come
What?
Mm-mm
Uh, uh, uh, I can't come unless you sing me
Your hit, and you gotta sing The Bullet, too
The Bullet?
The Bullet
The Bullet is the part that gets me the hottest
Okay, baby
Kneel down
Here comes my Bullet