The Bad Touch

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The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

About The Bad Touch

"The Bad Touch" is a song recorded by American alternative band Bloodhound Gang. It was released in May 1999 as the lead single from their album Hooray for Boobies, which was released a year later, in the US and UK. The song was remixed by many artists including God Lives Underwater, KMFDM and Eiffel 65.Like much of the Bloodhound Gang's other music, the song contains a wide variety of sexual colloquialisms. The sleeve for the single features a photo of two zebras in copula. .

The Bad Touch Lyrics

[00:00.24] Ha ha, well now
[00:03.04] We call this the act of mating
[00:04.94] But there are several other very important differences
[00:07.88] Between human beings and animals that you should know about
[00:12.37]
[00:24.64] I'd appreciate your input
[00:27.69]
[00:42.31] Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
[00:45.77] Me and you do, the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
[00:49.42] So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
[00:53.52] Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
[00:57.44] You've had enough of two-hand touch
[00:59.36] You want it rough you're out of bounds
[01:01.27] I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
[01:05.09] Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
[01:07.08] Just like the Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
[01:09.02] To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[01:12.92] Do it now
[01:13.68] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:16.88] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
[01:21.50] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:24.60] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:28.46] Gettin' horny now
[01:31.18]
[02:00.63] Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
[02:03.56] Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
[02:07.62] Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
[02:11.45] But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
[02:15.25] So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
[02:19.28] Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
[02:23.47] So show me yours I'll show you mine
[02:25.46] "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like Lyle
[02:27.37] And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
[02:31.46] Do it now
[02:32.02] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:35.01] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
[02:39.75] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:42.84] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:46.78] Gettin' horny now
[02:49.47]
[03:03.35] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:06.39] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
[03:11.02] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:14.28] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:18.33] Do it now
[03:18.98] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:21.95] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
[03:26.73] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:29.67] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:33.37] Gettin' horny now
[03:34.09]

From the album: 1999 Best of by uDiscover