Jacky - Youth 7" Remix

And if one day I should become
The singer with the Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I'd borrow from the coffee bar
Oh well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
When I'd give them some they know
I'd expect something in return

I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about royalty
With some old grandmother
That might be decked out like a Christmas tree

And no pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
I'd sing that song they sang to me
About the time they called me Jackie

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way

And if I joined the social world
Became the cure of young girls
Then I could have my own bordello
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell hopes of opium
Whiskey to kings in Twickenham
Authentic queens and phony virgins

I'd have a band clymering finger
And every finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I'd still know where I wanna be

Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by sunshine and men
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me Jackie

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way

Now tell me wouldn't it be nice
That if one day in paradise
I'd sing for all the ladies up there
And they would sing along with me
And be so happy they would be
'Cause down below is really nowhere

My name would then be Jupiter
Then I would know where I was going
Become all-knowing
My beard so very long and flowing

If I could play deaf dumb and blind
Because I hated all mankind
And broke my heart to make things right
I know that every single night

When my junky world was through
The angels and the devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me Jackie

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way