Duck Vaginas

[00:02.04] I was in New York, I went to a, ah, I went to this Polish place in New York
[00:05.40] And I go to the guy in the counter
[00:06.71] And I was like, "Hey, can I get a sandwich?", and he was like "Yes"
[00:09.19] And he just made me a sandwich
[00:16.71] I was eating, he didn't ask me what kind or anything
[00:18.52] He just made it
[00:22.80] Are they like resins and bones in it, the fuck?
[00:31.13] People from other countries eat weird food, man
[00:33.15] I was in China Town and eh, you know where the groceries
[00:36.30] I know this is not another country, but eh you know
[00:40.42] Yeah, you know when the groceries stores in China Town are for the Chinese people
[00:44.12] They eat their actual food and eh, they had, and I was in one of those
[00:48.25] And they, they had duck vaginas, I swear to God, a huge barrel of fucking duck vaginas
[00:55.52] With a scoop stuck in it
[01:02.67] And I'm standing there just staring at this fucking huge thing
[01:07.70] And I'm thinking, "Can we possibly dominate a species more than that?
[01:14.29] Then that we're selling their vaginas on a fucking barrel"
[01:20.95] I think ducks are just like, "Dude, Jesus, we, you, one in the world
[01:26.68] Take it easy, you don't have to sell our vaginas"
[01:31.79] I didn't get any because I don't wanna know, what if I love duck vaginas?
[01:35.05] I don't wanna find out
[01:40.04] It's not like millions of things taste like a fucking duck vaginas
[01:42.84] It would be very specific to be addicted to that
[01:47.34] Not for me
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