Freeze Tag

Stop, hold it, freeze
They call me daily, I get it nightly
Stay awake and never know where they might be
I get respect even when they don't like me
Just tryin' to find some Wi-Fi to sext with the wifey
I wasn't born, I was hatched on the moon
Find me sleep backstage on a couch in a green room
Keep the motor running like there's something to prove
Fuck you gonna do when we bust a move?

Stop, hold it, freeze
Until Obama come back like Jesus
I'mma do my very best to lead us
I got a pocket full of Norman Reedus
'Cause these zombies might try and eat us
And they must be braindead or drunk on their pain meds
To think that true love don't come in the same sex
Suplex 'em on they neck and be done with it
I'm politicking but I'm tryin' to have fun with it

Stop, hold it, freeze
Oh please, don't nobody gotta treat me like an OG
Oh jeez, I just want a backyard so I can grow a couple of trees
I'm not a rap star, I'm just a fucker that's free
I've sang along to money-earnin' Mt. Vernon
At an English bar called Merlin's in Berlin
And uh, you just might be as cool as the wind
But you know I didn't intend to make new friends

Stop, hold it, freeze
I'm free-spirited please don't take me serious
I ain't had sleep in a week, I'm so delirious
That good loving guaranteed to make some pretty babies
Thought I was off before but now I'm really crazy
Psychopathic from mathematics, the fabric felt
Them suckers grabbed it, they thought they had it, they mad as hell
Don't sleep like folks who ain't fans yet
My flow too deep and they scared to get their pants wet

Stop, hold it, freeze
Hold on, hold on, let me see your motherfucking hands
Where the fuck are y'all going?
Hey, put that down, put- stop!