Doing Dumb Shit

[00:02.07]O'Shea, O'Shea
[00:06.57]Get your ass in here, boy
[00:09.45]You hear me calling you?
[00:12.52]O'Shea
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[00:36.44]When I was young I used to hang with the seventh graders
[00:38.77]Little bad motherfucker playing Space Invaders
[00:41.22]Fucking with the girls in the fourth grade
[00:43.17]Either feeling on they butts or pulling on they braids
[00:45.67]Working with the schoolhouse bully
[00:47.72]By doing that, I had a lot of pull, G
[00:50.62]Cheating on tests, making a mess
[00:52.87]Cussing like a sailor at recess
[00:55.02]It must've been a half-moon
[00:56.32]'Cause you'll catch me running out the little girls' bathroom
[00:59.48]Chewing on Good and Plenties
[01:00.94]Got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies
[01:03.27]Yo, I was living like the class clown
[01:05.37]Pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes, man
[01:08.02]When you young it's hard to see
[01:09.72]That it's wrong throwing rocks at the RTD
[01:12.27]Popping out your window with a BB gun
[01:14.22]Better yet knocking on your door and run
[01:16.42]Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank
[01:18.67]Even though I was still shooting blanks
[01:21.54]As soon as the dark hit
[01:23.09]I was stealing candy out the corner market
[01:26.04]Until I got my ass whipped
[01:27.39]'Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb shit
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[01:38.59]Thirteen, that's how old I was
[01:40.81]When my jimmy started getting a little peach fuzz
[01:43.46]And I was looking at any butt and ass
[01:46.03]Me and my homies started cutting class
[01:47.81]Going up to the high school
[01:49.92]Looking for any bitch I could lie to
[01:52.66]Tell 'em I was older than I really was
[01:54.81]Smoked my first joint and got really buzzed
[01:56.67]That's what a mack's made of
[01:58.22]But when I got my first piece of pussy I fell in love
[02:01.01]Hard as a rock the long way
[02:03.41]And then I put the rubber on the wrong way
[02:05.77]But I still gotta have it
[02:07.21]Overexcited and fucking like a jackrabbit
[02:10.21]Goddamn, I was hype
[02:12.02]A virgin but I still knew how to lay the pipe
[02:14.66]Even though the ho worked me
[02:16.43]I still knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
[02:19.03]Then the shit got strange, money
[02:20.67]I started shaking and jimmy felt funny
[02:23.46]Then the nut came gushing
[02:25.62]I jumped up, got dressed and start pushing
[02:27.97]'Cause I thought the bitch broke my dick
[02:29.51]'Cause I was still young doing dumb shit
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[02:40.51]At seventeen got my first Volkswagen
[02:43.09]And mastered the life-long art of dragging
[02:45.64]To the women in college
[02:47.30]Hung out with the OG's and got some street knowledge
[02:50.39]Breaking in cars and all that
[02:52.10]Hitting punk fools with a baseball bat
[02:54.79]Fucking at a real fast rate
[02:56.80]Till they said that I might not graduate
[02:59.24]Then I said, "Fuck the dumb shit
[03:01.34]'Cause Pops'll fuck me up quick
[03:03.54]If things continue"
[03:05.29]So I start rapping about shit I been through
[03:07.83]And I got real good
[03:09.54]Now I look at all the kids in the neighborhood
[03:12.54]Tryna be baby macks
[03:14.19]Doing shit that I did seven years back
[03:16.94]Going through a stage
[03:18.39]But before they can grow up they on the front page
[03:21.14]And they moms is having a fit
[03:22.79]'Cause they died young, doing dumb shit
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