Now Hiring (feat. Schaffer the Darklord)

[00:12.51] I'm looking to match wits with
[00:15.32] Someone with plans, yet still gon' get your ass kicked
[00:18.09] I'm searching for that man
[00:19.87] I need one to be the Joker to my Batman
[00:22.65] Tell me are you clever and cool?
[00:25.34] Do you want to force the world up under your rule?
[00:28.41] Are you at least 5'8?
[00:30.25] It's rather specific but this I can't break
[00:32.90] About me, I'm humanity's savior
[00:35.79] Vanilla ice cream is my favorite flavor
[00:38.46] And I work a 9 to 5
[00:40.28] So I'd like to fight crime from like 6-9
[00:43.04] Are you evil? Tell me, how's your laugh?
[00:45.78] I'm seeking someone with a troubled past
[00:48.52] "Destroy the world" is all you desire
[00:51.25] And it's pic for pic, no face then no reply
[00:53.96] Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have
[00:56.71] Secret identity that nobody can know
[00:59.45] Secret supervillain with a fire within
[01:01.35] I'm now hiring, inquire within
[01:04.93] Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have
[01:07.68] Secret identity that nobody can know
[01:09.54] Secret supervillain with a fire within
[01:12.29] I'm now hiring, inquire within
[01:15.02] Hey there, I saw your ad is that position filled yet?
[01:17.74] If not, please consider me and my specific skill set
[01:20.48] Eager, self-starter, diabolical, scary man
[01:22.35] I'm the type of man you're looking for - Very Bad
[01:25.93] Verbose, sociopathic, yeah I'm a sexy brute
[01:27.73] Just under six feet, just over in my exo-suit
[01:30.58] You should see my island there, it's kind of a holy place
[01:33.25] Collection of bloody capes, displayed in a trophy case
[01:36.05] Tell me, do you roll with a team or only solo so far?
[01:38.77] You got a sidekick? Cool I got a crowbar
[01:40.52] And a masters in murder with a minor in killing
[01:43.31] My favorite sound's a tie between exploding buildings and crying children
[01:46.91] Weaknesses? Hmm. I guess it's hand to hand combat
[01:48.74] But my henchmen will handle that end of the contract
[01:51.46] I look forward to this, hit me up before a match
[01:54.12] P.S. Hahaha! How's that? Pics and references attached
[01:56.82] Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have
[01:59.63] Secret identity that nobody can know
[02:02.31] Secret supervillain with a fire within
[02:04.17] I'm now hiring, inquire within
[02:07.72] Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have
[02:09.53] Secret identity that nobody can know
[02:12.23] Secret supervillain with a fire within
[02:15.08] I'm now hiring, inquire within
[02:17.75] Dear Mr. Darklord, thank you for your interest
[02:20.49] I was ecstatic when I read about your henchmen
[02:23.14] You've got plenty of fight alone, I trust
[02:25.89] Referenced a funeral home, that was a nice touch
[02:28.57] Honestly sir, I'd love to meet
[02:30.49] Maybe we can get together for a bite to eat
[02:33.18] I know a wonderful place, it would be my treat
[02:35.50] And we can finish out the night with a little bit of JUSTICE
[02:41.93] Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have
[02:43.77] Secret identity that nobody can know
[02:46.56] Secret supervillain with a fire within
[02:48.36] I'm now hiring, inquire within
[02:51.91] Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have
[02:54.64] Secret identity that nobody can know
[02:56.52] Secret supervillain with a fire within
[02:59.27] I'm now hiring, inquire within
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