You Deserve an Oscar

[00:24.74] Clap your hands and catch a fly
[00:28.14] Bite an apple, shut your eyes
[00:31.18] Moisturize, your skin is dry
[00:37.14] Ghosts are ringing off the bell
[00:40.21] Tell your friends you're doing well
[00:43.67] Call a doctor 'bout your health
[00:48.02] And I think you deserve an Oscar
[00:52.12] For pretending nothing's wrong
[00:55.44] Every day there's something else
[00:59.16] But you carry yourself
[01:01.27] Like the greatest actor
[01:04.49] Acting like the world is not
[01:07.59] Breaking up before your eyes
[01:10.92] You deserve a prize
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[01:17.52] Ooh
[01:25.88] Take a supplement for sun
[01:28.48] Try and sleep with everyone
[01:31.60] Know you're doing nothing wrong
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[01:37.70] Kiss the season on the mouth
[01:40.76] Go for walks and hug a clown
[01:43.73] All the funny ones are down
[01:48.76] And I think you deserve an Oscar
[01:53.02] For pretending nothing's wrong
[01:56.05] Every day there's something else
[01:59.65] But you carry yourself
[02:01.78] Like the greatest actor
[02:04.87] Acting like the world is not
[02:08.16] Breaking up before your eyes
[02:11.97] You deserve a prize
[02:14.36] Watch a war under the sheets
[02:17.23] Get a coffee down the street
[02:20.12] Plastic bags in harmony
[02:23.45] Everybody's incomplete
[02:26.04] And who's the best at saving face?
[02:29.19] Who's the toughest in the race?
[02:32.05] Forget the Pope, you have the grace
[02:35.19] You're my nomination
[02:38.13] And you deserve an Oscar
[02:41.08] For pretending nothing's wrong
[02:44.33] Every day, it bursts the seams
[02:47.98] But you put on your jeans
[02:50.35] Like the greatest actor
[02:53.23] Acting like the world is not
[02:56.37] Breaking up and slowly dying
[03:00.37] You deserve a prize
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