No Presents for Christmas

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No Presents for Christmas Lyrics

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
He cannot find a single sheep
To draw his sleigh across the night
So all the waiting Christmas trees
Gonna hear the master say

There's no presents not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry drinking sherry
They don't give a damn

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
It's getting very very late
Saint peter's closed the golden gate
And Donald Duck is still in bed
I wonder who is gonna help

There's no presents
Not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry
All that sherry
They don't give a damn

There's no presents
Not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry
Still drinking sherry
They don't give a damn

I'm dreaming of a white sabbath

From the album: Platters of Splatter: A Cyclopedic Symposium of Execrable Errata and Abhorrent Apocrypha 1992-2002

Intro: A Purulent Prelude To Putrescent Pyosisification by Exhumed ,
Horrendous Member Dismemberment by Exhumed ,
Septicemia (Festering Sphinctral Malignancy Part II) by Exhumed ,
Excreting Innards by Exhumed ,
Masochistic Copromania by Exhumed ,
Vagitarian by Exhumed ,
Necrovores: Decomposing the Inanimate by Exhumed ,
Grotesque Putrefied Brains by Exhumed ,
The Exquisite Flavor of Gastro-Anal Tripe by Exhumed ,
Disinterested, Digested, & Debauched by Exhumed ,
Bone Fucker by Exhumed ,
Sex, Drinks, and Metal by Exhumed ,
Radiator Bitch by Exhumed ,
The Naked and the Dead by Exhumed ,
Excoriated, Emasculated, and Dead by Exhumed ,
Necro-Transvestite by Exhumed ,
Quagmire of Flesh by Exhumed ,
Torso by Exhumed ,
Puke of the Dead by Exhumed ,
Dissecting the Caseated Omentum by Exhumed ,
Carneous Corneal Carbonization by Exhumed ,
Death Metal by Exhumed ,
Vagitarian by Exhumed ,
Goreified by Exhumed ,
Grotesque Putrefied Brains by Exhumed ,
Emeticide by Exhumed ,
Pyathrotic Discorporation by Exhumed ,
Pus Grinder by Exhumed ,
Excreting Innards by Exhumed ,
Torso 2000 by Exhumed ,
Festering Sphinctral Malignancy by Exhumed ,
Totally Fucking Dead by Exhumed ,
Perverse Innard Infestation by Exhumed ,
Dead Again by Exhumed ,
Gory Melanoma by Exhumed ,
Coital Mutilation by Exhumed ,
Necro-Voyeur by Exhumed ,
Grubs by Exhumed ,
Indignities To the Dead by Exhumed ,
Disfigured Corpse by Exhumed ,
Cadaveric Splatter Platter by Exhumed ,
Masterpieces by Exhumed ,
Instruments of Hell by Exhumed ,
Carneous Corneal Carbonization by Exhumed ,
Blood and Alcohol by Exhumed ,
Oozing Rectal Feast by Exhumed ,
Outro: A Decrepit Denouement for the Disgustingly Deceased by Exhumed ,
No Presents for Christmas by Exhumed ,
Cannibal Apocalypse by Exhumed ,
Exhume To Consume by Exhumed ,