Mondo Medicale

[00:03.52] Grinding forth from the halls of education
[00:06.24] Replete with the stench of dessication
[00:08.14] Four pre-meds suffer condemnation
[00:12.61] Tomes were perused, tombs were abused
[00:14.45] All medico-legal limitations refused
[00:16.28] With inhuman dexterity and intelligence, infused
[00:20.73] Master thespians in the operating theatre
[00:22.56] Likewise endowed in a gorenography feature
[00:25.25] Deranged we may be after a blood bath
[00:27.99] But all that rots can't be studied intact
[00:32.42] Sifting through reams of anatomical charts
[00:34.26] Bisecting livers and dissecting hearts
[00:36.07] Arcane knowledge for doctoral upstarts
[00:40.55] Rooting through a chum ridden morass
[00:42.36] Cells scrutinized on iodized glass
[00:44.20] We've mapped the structure of a carcass
[00:56.97] (Solo: "Destroying Galen" by J. Kocol)
[01:15.83] (Solo: "De Fabrica Humani Corpus" by S.C. McGrath)
[01:34.80] Up to our elbows in grue and claret
[01:38.47] We proffer quite a sanguine display
[01:41.15] As we rule this mondo medicale
[01:42.92] With scalpels and blades prepared on the tray
[01:47.40] Integument cut and dermis to flay
[01:49.25] You will rue this mondo medicale
[01:51.91] Bypassing moral balances and checks
[01:53.77] Summistes on high, rewriting texts
[01:55.51] Our æsculapian methods leave them all vexed
[02:00.06] Surgical aspirations, all dignified
[02:01.88] Post-modern Versali, repersonified
[02:03.79] But for our successes, we're villified
[02:08.27] A trocar employed for psycho-surgery
[02:10.90] In this bedlam of hospitality
[02:13.63] Though flesh and blood are dead inside
[02:15.42] The gross anatomy can still be applied
[02:18.11] To raise the stakes of medicine's breadth
[02:19.98] These choice cuts ours, until death
[02:22.61] Our work is to die for so don't be a knave
[02:25.35] Choke on it and go back to the grave
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