Packet Man

[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets
[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?
[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention
[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention
[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets
[00:43.87] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up
[00:44.18] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
[00:44.98] And get this: see the girl on the cover?
[00:45.60] You black out, and she becomes your lover
[00:46.03] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic
[00:47.27] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)
[00:48.66] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
[00:49.86] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal
[00:51.11] Yeah he's the packet man
[00:55.64] Yeah he's the packet man
[00:58.12] Yeah he's the packet man
[01:02.97] Yeah he's the packet man
[01:16.61] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)
[01:18.76] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it
[01:22.48] (Well what exactly do I get?)
[01:23.53] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet
[01:24.39] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,
[01:30.25] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin
[01:31.56] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an
[01:33.41] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)
[01:35.98] Well it depends, let's see
[01:38.17] These cheap ones here are ten minutes
[01:40.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
[01:42.81] And these here sell for bout 40
[01:45.80] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)
[01:47.42] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal
[01:50.59] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill
[01:52.66] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack
[01:55.32] It's cool, take a packet fool
[01:57.53] Biochemically compacted sexual affection
[02:00.75] Now here, take a look at my selection
[02:02.50] Yeah he's the packet man
[02:04.21] Yeah he's the packet man
[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man
[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man
[02:23.14] (OK, I want these two boxes of three
[02:23.62] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy
[02:27.18] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)
[02:29.31] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)
[02:31.53] Now let me tell you how to take it:
[02:34.13] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked
[02:37.14] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?
[02:39.81] This is more then just a dream
[02:41.64] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind
[02:43.98] So be careful: only take one at a time
[02:46.20] And never take one behind the wheel
[02:48.28] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)
[02:51.28] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10
[02:53.55] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even
[02:56.34] But don't pull your money out yet, see
[02:59.69] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me
[03:01.14] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool
[03:03.31] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)
[03:06.89] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again
[03:08.05] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can
[03:10.82] There's only one thing safer then using your hand
[03:12.92] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man
[03:15.54] Yeah he's the packet man
[03:25.38] Yeah he's the packet man
[03:25.94] Yeah he's the packet man
[03:27.58] Yeah he's the packet man
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