Vidiots

[00:00.32] My God, Wonka, what's happened to him?!
[00:02.39] He shrunk to fit the screen!
[00:04.76] Will he ever go back to normal?
[00:06.52] No one ever goes back to normal after they've been on television
[00:09.43] It's a well known fact
[00:11.45] Alas! Alas! Poor Mike Teavee
[00:13.40] For OMG, he's A.D.D
[00:15.41] He's like so many nowadays
[00:17.44] It's awfully modern this whole days
[00:19.20] Whenever Mikey threw a fit
[00:21.24] The TV set would babysit
[00:23.32] The only things that Mike can spell
[00:24.97] Are FYI and LOL
[00:27.01] He never goes outside to play
[00:29.03] His world is dark, both night and day
[00:31.02] The skies, the blue, the pinks, the greens
[00:32.73] He only views on laptop screens
[00:34.81] He only tries to exercise
[00:36.44] His clicking finger and his thumb
[00:38.78] Each brain cell overloads and dies
[00:40.60] As all his limbs are turning numb!
[00:44.78] Vidiots
[00:47.68] They're just vidiots
[00:52.05] The age of innocence is gone
[00:54.04] When certain sites are clicked upon
[00:56.19] And images that they repeat
[00:57.94] Once in the brain, you can't delete
[00:59.91] They only move from site to site
[01:01.99] Or when they're swiping left to right
[01:03.75] They post and chat and stream about
[01:05.73] And stare until their eyes pop out
[01:07.62] They sit and stare and stare and sit
[01:09.54] Until they're hypnotized by it
[01:11.68] Until they're absolutely drunk
[01:13.54] With all that shocking, ghastly junks
[01:15.48] It clogs and clutters up the mind
[01:17.34] It rots the senses in the head
[01:19.14] It makes a child dull and blind
[01:21.30] It kills imagination day
[01:23.39] Vidiots
[01:26.05] They're just vidiots
[01:30.74] With all this info at a click
[01:32.61] A book will rot upon the shelf!
[01:34.53] If all the answers come too quick
[01:36.66] A child won't think for himself
[01:38.45] Each day they text on their new toy
[01:40.45] Their thoughts and their location!
[01:42.30] But OMG, will this destroy
[01:43.87] The art of conversation?
[01:46.40] So sing the story, Mrs. T
[01:48.49] Of what's become of Mike Teavee
[01:50.26] From wasting his entire brain
[01:52.28] He's stuck inside his own domain
[01:53.97] He'll channel surf from whereupon
[01:56.02] He'll find that nothing good is on
[01:57.82] And there is no remote control!
[01:59.97] That he can use to find his soul
[02:01.66] So please, oh, please, we beg and pray
[02:03.74] To throw the phones and tech away
[02:05.76] And in their place you can install
[02:07.61] A lovely bookshelf on the wall
[02:09.56] And later each and every kid
[02:11.58] Will listen to the things you say
[02:13.46] They'll love you more for what you did
[02:15.45] And you can dance the night away!
[02:17.33] Vidiots
[02:20.44] They're just vidiots
[02:25.10] Vidiots
[02:28.18] They're just vidiots
[02:32.04] They're just vidiots, yeah!
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