Canadian Girl

You know I've had a lot of ladies
From all over the world
But none of them can wear a fleece vest
Like my Canadian girl
Canadian girl

She can stand outside a nightclub
For hours without a coat
But if you spill a drink on her
She'll punch you in the throat
She loves all animals, except for raccoons
If we ever break up, she's taking us [?]

Canadian girl, Canadian girl
She'll drink you under the table
And steal your booster cables
Canadian girl

She likes to stay warm in the winter
And shaves her legs every other week
Has respect for parliamentary procedures
She went to camp with her [?]

Is that red lipstick upon your lips
No it's just the powder from that bag of ketchup chips

Canadian girl, Canadian girl
She plays hockey on the pond
Canadian girl, Canadian girl
She has frostbite on her fingers
She's had [?]

Oh, oh, Canadian girl