Uncomfortable Chair

Uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
I am sitting in an uncomfortable chair.
It hurts my bum
and I don't think it's fair.
That I have to sit in this uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
Now my back is hurting almost everywhere.
And it's starting to numb my dairyair.
I wish to hell that I could get out of this uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
I can see my leg but I don't feel it's there.
I'd rather sit upon a pile of prickly pear,
than spend another minute in this uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
I go to get up,
and gravity jsut doesn't seem to care.
So i fall down right in front of that uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
Uncomfortable chair.
People scream and point at me lying there.
The paramedics suddenly appear
and they strap me onto an uncomforatble gurney.