I'm Not a Well Man

[00:01.42] He's not a well man
[00:05.34] And he's getting worse
[00:08.74] If he had any sense
[00:10.51] He'd be in bed with a graduate nurse
[00:16.05] A couple of big specialists
[00:19.18] High priced consultation
[00:22.63] And outside waiting in the hall
[00:25.76] Assorted logic small poor relations
[00:31.35] His aches have got aches
[00:35.20] His pains are in pain
[00:38.32] And what sizzles and frizzles inside there
[00:42.16] All the smartest professors could not explain
[00:46.27] They wouldn't know what?
[00:50.45] Be quick as you can
[00:53.56] I might haven't got
[00:55.50] You're dealing with not
[00:59.17] With not a well man
[01:04.04] I'm not a well man
[01:08.00] Get worse every year
[01:11.47] All the medical doctors
[01:13.65] Give one look
[01:14.72] They're amazed I'm still here
[01:18.10] I should own a pharmacy
[01:21.85] For just my prescriptions
[01:25.21] My bills for only pills alone
[01:28.17] Would chill you to the bone
[01:30.01] With conniptions
[01:33.46] What I have been through
[01:37.08] No man could recite
[01:40.59] It would make your heart break
[01:41.97] And play a story that only
[01:45.10] To Kenneth maybe could write
[01:48.53] A tragical plot
[01:52.81] How can I plan?
[01:55.91] I might haven't got
[01:57.98] You're dealing with not
[02:02.10] With not a well man
[02:08.35] I'm not a well man
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