Flash, Bang, Wallop

[00:04.27] All lined up in a wedding group
[00:05.86] 'Ere we are for a photograph
[00:07.84] We're all dressed up in a morning suit
[00:09.77] All trying hard not to laugh
[00:11.51] Since the early caveman in his fur
[00:13.56] Took a trip to Gretna Green
[00:15.68] There's always been a photographer
[00:17.56] To record the 'appy scene
[00:21.65] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[00:24.03] What a picture, what a photograph
[00:25.74] Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
[00:27.70] Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
[00:29.48] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[00:31.64] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[00:33.90] What a picture, what a picture
[00:35.53] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[00:37.49] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[00:41.21] The same thing 'appened long ago
[00:43.16] When man was in his prime
[00:45.25] And what went on we only know
[00:47.16] From the snaps he took at the time
[00:49.12] When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit decided to get wed
[00:53.05] As Adam was about to taste the fruit
[00:55.13] The man with the cam'ra said
[00:59.12] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:01.54] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:03.20] Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
[01:05.20] Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
[01:07.01] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[01:09.12] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[01:11.43] What a picture, what a picture
[01:13.19] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[01:14.98] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[01:18.87] You've read it in a folio
[01:20.75] Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
[01:22.70] How Juliet fell for Romeo
[01:24.63] In the merry month of May
[01:26.64] And as 'e climbed the orchard wall to reach 'is lady fair
[01:30.56] As he tumbled, she began to bawl
[01:32.69] As he travelled through the air
[01:36.88] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:39.10] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:40.89] Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
[01:42.76] Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
[01:44.54] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[01:46.79] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[01:48.99] What a picture, what a picture
[01:50.73] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[01:52.50] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[01:54.76] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:56.59] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:58.57] Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
[02:00.59] Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
[02:02.34] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[02:04.50] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[02:06.71] What a picture, what a picture
[02:08.59] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[02:10.41] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[02:12.43] Stick it in your fam'ly
[02:13.40] Stick it in your fam'ly
[02:14.53] Stick it in your fam'ly album
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