Prelude

[00:00.17] Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that the sounds
[00:04.35] You're about to hear can be devastating to your ears
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[00:23.29] I'm one of the few people that remembers being born
[00:26.78] And I'd like to do it for you
[00:29.33] Could I have a lady volunteer?
[00:31.96] Ill style with extra static
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[00:38.20] See, there was a cat named Weasel who used to hang with us
[00:40.18] He'd signify, right?
[00:41.78] He'd lie on people and he'd get the fight started
[00:44.31] 'Cause he'd always tell somebody
[00:46.07] "Hey man, someone's talking about your mother"
[00:49.10] And you know, everybody'd go crazy and there'd be a big fight
[00:51.85] "Hey!"
[00:53.64] "What you say about my mama, man?"
[00:57.65] "I didn't say nothing about your bitch"
[01:02.97] And all the little cats be going "Ooh-wee"
[01:06.27] "I know he ain't gonna take that"
[01:07.44] "I'll kill him!"
[01:08.47] And guys would grab me, right?
[01:09.67] When guys grab you, you can really do your show business, right?
[01:11.98] Guys be holding
[01:12.73] "Let me go, man, I'll kill him, you hear what he said?
[01:14.44] I'll kill him, let me go"
[01:15.68] And he'd look at him and they'd let him go
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[01:21.46] Kick the door in
[01:24.72] Do you wanna see me?
[01:28.07] Uh, yes, just take a seat
[01:30.12] Uh, Miss Walker, call the cops
[01:31.56] Right, 'cause the cops come around sometimes, right?
[01:33.30] You know, "Alright you kids, stop having so much fun and go home"
[01:36.07] "We ain't going no place"
[01:37.43] "We got ways to make you move"
[01:39.56] "Yeah, well they better be some good ones"
[01:42.26] Right, and he'd fight thirty cops
[01:43.31] Right, and the next day we'd talk about it
[01:46.69] "Man, you was tough the way you fought them cops all by yourself"
[01:49.33] "Yeah, I know"
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[01:55.52] Is this on? Are we on?
[01:57.27] Hi, how you doing? I'm real glad to see you
[01:59.22] The news is coming up next
[02:00.93] Uh, we're gonna cut away and be back
[02:03.14] With y'all straight away afterwards
[02:06.63] There's gonna be no news?
[02:10.89] The band has already played all of its tunes
[02:13.09] They're getting ready for another one
[02:14.59] Uh, the news, should we cut to the band again?
[02:17.96] They'll do the news
[02:19.06] How about that, ladies and gentlemen?
[02:21.33] After we cut away for a commercial, of course
[02:26.84] Oh, I do the commercial?
[02:28.84] Well, let's see, let me look at my
[02:32.02] Yes, I have it here
[02:35.27] The mission is brought to you by the, uh
[02:38.08] Fried Chicken Insurance Company of America
[02:40.70] Of Hartford, Connecticut
[02:41.84] The specific, heartfelt Connecticut
[02:44.00] The specific in this country
[02:46.67] Yes, the people from Fried Chicken
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[02:51.07] If you're gonna gamble with the chicken
[02:53.47] Don't forget about the licking
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